In what is clearly a plea for mercy, Kanye West has reacted to the news that Drake and Taylor Swift are about to release a diss track about him by pandering to their better natures and wearing a White Lives Matter t-shirt at his Yeezy Season 9 show in Paris yesterday. That’s my theory anyway, and I’m sticking to it until somebody can give me a better explanation as to why. Why else would he still be wearing the same flip-flops from Claire’s that he stepped out wearing in London last week if it wasn’t because he was shaking in his size-elephant boots so hard thinking about all the mean things they were gonna say about him, that he broke a toe?
Naomi Campbell announced the birth of her daughter on Instagram and the world prepared itself for the World’s Next Top Shade Queen. While the baby was a surprise, sources are now talking and it seems that Naomi isn’t just a new mom, she’s also in love. 50-year-old Naomi is said to be living in New York with her secret boyfriend who is helping her raise her child. A rich New York apartment with your supermodel mom and her secret boyfriend? Damn! This newborn is already living that “Xoxo, Gossip Girl”-life!
People says that 50-year-old supermodel and biohazard-avoidance queen, Naomi Campbell has added another title: Mother. Naomi announced on social media that she had become the mother to a baby girl showing off the baby’s little feet. I’m so thrilled for her and I’m sure Naomi already has all the little baby-sized hazmat suits ready for their mother/daughter jet-setting life!
Before lockdown, before masks, before we were using the term “COVID-19”, Naomi Campbell knew. She knew shit was about to get real. And, as a proud germaphobe, she knew she had to get ready and stay ready. So she began rocking head-to-toe hazmat chique beginning in March. And Naomi’s continued to wear them ever since, buying the suits in bulk off of Amazon (thanks to advice from Linda Evangelista).
The Tyra Banks Is The Worst discourse just got another layer added to it as Naomi Campbell–the longtime nemesis of Tyra–stirred the pot by sharing an article accusing Tyra of being the mean girl in their dynamic. Naomi threw a phone at someone’s head and Tyra’s America’s Next Top Model makeovers were exercises in cruelty. Which do we think is worse?
Well, whoop-dee-doo, Adele and Skepta are likely still dating. 32-year-old Adele, who may have finished her long-awaited album, has been linked to the 38-year-old grime rapper for about a year. Though they’ve never publicly confirmed their relationship, there’s been lots of online flirting. Now a source is telling the Mirror that Adele spent £16,000 (about $21,000 in U.S. doll-hairs) on a gold chain for Skepta’s recent birthday, and while they’re not official, it’s getting more serious. Um, I should hope so. You don’t just spend that kinda cash on a fuck boy. Unless he’s really good at… well, you know. You knooow. Babysitting your kid!