Category: Naomi Campbell

Open Post: Hosted By Karl Lagerfeld’s Cat, Choupette, Posing In Vogue With Naomi Campbell

April 12, 2023 / Posted by:

If you’ve recently caught whiffs of singed weave and burnt silicone and heard a thunderous, demonic voice groaning in anguish, it’s because Kris Jenner–whose kash kows probably weren’t included on the Met Gala guest list this year–just learned that the late Karl Lagerfeld’s beloved cat, Choupette Lagerfeld, did score an invite! The 12-year-old blue-cream tortie Birman breed cat is living her best life in the spotlight lately because the Met’s theme this year is “Karl Lagerfeld: A Line Of Beauty.” The pricey pussy was also photographed with Naomi Cambell for a Kunty Karl tribute section in Vogue!

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Naomi Campbell Got Called Out For Heavily Editing The Photos She Posted From Oscars Night

March 16, 2023 / Posted by:

Naomi Campbell’s a pioneer in using technology in innovative ways (much to the dismay of her housekeepers), and she just turned heads again, but this time not by the force of a hurtling Blackberry. This time, she’s catching heat for Photoshopping pics of herself from Sunday night’s Vanity Fair Oscars afterparty within an inch of their life.

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Kanye West Wore A “White Lives Matter” Shirt At His Yeezy S9 Fashion Show In Paris

October 3, 2022 / Posted by:

In what is clearly a plea for mercy, Kanye West has reacted to the news that Drake and Taylor Swift are about to release a diss track about him by pandering to their better natures and wearing a White Lives Matter t-shirt at his Yeezy Season 9 show in Paris yesterday. That’s my theory anyway, and I’m sticking to it until somebody can give me a better explanation as to why. Why else would he still be wearing the same flip-flops from Claire’s that he stepped out wearing in London last week if it wasn’t because he was shaking in his size-elephant boots so hard thinking about all the mean things they were gonna say about him, that he broke a toe?

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Naomi Campbell Is Living In New York With A Secret Boyfriend And Her New Baby

May 19, 2021 / Posted by:

Naomi Campbell announced the birth of her daughter on Instagram and the world prepared itself for the World’s Next Top Shade Queen. While the baby was a surprise, sources are now talking and it seems that Naomi isn’t just a new mom, she’s also in love. 50-year-old Naomi is said to be living in New York with her secret boyfriend who is helping her raise her child. A rich New York apartment with your supermodel mom and her secret boyfriend? Damn! This newborn is already living that “Xoxo, Gossip Girl”-life!

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Naomi Campbell Announces She’s A Mother To A Baby Girl

May 18, 2021 / Posted by:

People says that 50-year-old supermodel and biohazard-avoidance queen, Naomi Campbell has added another title: Mother. Naomi announced on social media that she had become the mother to a baby girl showing off the baby’s little feet. I’m so thrilled for her and I’m sure Naomi already has all the little baby-sized hazmat suits ready for their mother/daughter jet-setting life!

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Naomi Campbell Buys Her Hazmat Suits In Bulk From Amazon

December 15, 2020 / Posted by:

Before lockdown, before masks, before we were using the term “COVID-19”, Naomi Campbell knew. She knew shit was about to get real. And, as a proud germaphobe, she knew she had to get ready and stay ready. So she began rocking head-to-toe hazmat chique beginning in March. And Naomi’s continued to wear them ever since, buying the suits in bulk off of Amazon (thanks to advice from Linda Evangelista).

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