Khloe Kardashian Has Klearly Learned Nothing From Kim’s Robbery

October 26, 2016 / Posted by:

Shortly after Kim Kardashian was robbed at gunpoint in her apartment in Paris, sources were saying that Kim was blaming herself for being herself (aka shamelessly flaunting her jewels on social media). Whatever chemicals Khloe Kardashian has been injecting into her face must have seeped into her brain and ate the part responsible for making smart decisions, because last night she flaunted her jewels on Instagram. Slow-é strikes again!

Khloe is currently (allegedly) dating Cleveland Cavaliers center/power forward Tristan Thompson, and she decided to brag about it by posting a picture of them both wearing Cav rings. Tristan’s ring is a 2016 NBA Finals championship ring that he received last night. It’s 6.5 karats and contains 400 diamonds. Khloe wore a Cav ring with a bunch of diamond bands and she put it on that finger.

The Huffington Post points out that many of Khloe’s followers were quick to call her out for copying Kim’s pre-robbery behavior. The comments included such suggestions as:

“Didn’t Kim get robbed the last time yall posted up bougie?”

“Who tf posts a diamond when her sister’s diamond was just robbed at gunpoint”

“Girl you gonna get robbed too!”

We might not need to be that concerned about Khloe getting robbed. After all, there is a chance Khloe got spooked by Kim’s robbery and took the necessary security precautions to protect her house. Now if anyone tries to break in, Khloe will be alerted by the sound of Rob Kardashian, who can usually be found in her kitchen sniffing around for scraps, yelling “Back off, these leftovers are mine!“. At that point, Khloe will descend down the stairs, turn on a bunch of cameras that have been set up in her living room, and ask the burglars what they’d like to drink. There’s no chance they’ll stick around long to rob her, since we all know nobody wants kocktails with Khloe.

Pic: Instagram

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