Category: Farrah Abraham

Farrah Abraham Has Been Charged For Slapping A Nightclub Security Guard In January

June 23, 2022 / Posted by:

Usually when our brains are assaulted by having to think about Farrah Abraham, it’s because she’s slithered out from whatever cavernous lair she lives in to initiate her newest ploy for attention and relevancy. However, it doesn’t pain me as much to hear about the Teen Mom OG alum/failed frozen yogurt slinger when she’s on the receiving end of her karma instead of shoving herself in our faces, so I’m happy to report that Farrah has been charged for her role in a nightclub kerfuffle where she allegedly slapped a security guard and then had to be wrestled to the ground and arrested due to what I’m sure was loud, nasal, baby-voiced belligerence. 

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Farrah Abraham Was Arrested For Allegedly Slapping A Security Guard

January 17, 2022 / Posted by:

Rename Farrah Abraham from Teen Mom as “Miss Smacks-A-Lot” because this mess apparently loves to slap an employee. Back in 2018 Miss Thing got arrested for slapping a hotel worker at the Beverly Hills Hotel from which she is now banned (obviously). And I guess she better cross off the restaurant-slash-rooftop bar, Grandmaster Records in Hollywood, from her list too, because TMZ says that she slapped a security guard there this weekend and was arrested.

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Farrah Abraham Plans To Sue Harvard For Kicking Her Out Of A Writing Course, Claiming They Were “Educationally Abusive”

August 30, 2021 / Posted by:

Teen Mom turned certified fame whore Farrah Abraham decided she would continue to elevate herself and go to Harvard where scholars like Blac Chyna have (allegedly) gone before her. Farrah was well on her way to becoming the next Virginia Woolf because she had planned to study writing at Harvard. But she was kicked out of their writing program and now plans to sue them for discriminating against her!

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Farrah Abraham Is One Of Nine Women Accusing A Northern California Mayor Of Sexual Assault

May 23, 2021 / Posted by:

On Friday, Windsor, California Mayor and winemaker Dominic Foppoli (who sounds like an angry Muppet training under the Swedish Chef) resigned from office amid nine accusations of sexual assault. One of these accusations comes from former Teen Mom star, Farrah Abraham, now 29.

Dominic (38 or 39, depending on the source), was the subject of a long San Francisco Chronicle piece about six weeks ago, which detailed four of the accusers’ experiences and is a romp through awfulness not for the faint of heart.

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Macy’s And Target Drop Chrissy Teigen’s Cookware Line And Courtney Stodden Says They Still Haven’t Received A Personal Apology

May 17, 2021 / Posted by:

Last week Courtney Stodden called out Chrissy Teigen for bullying them on Twitter when they were just 16 years old. Courtney says Chrissy (then in her mid-twenties) would DM them fucked up stuff like, “I can’t wait for you to die” and encourage them to kill themselves. Chrissy responded to the allegations on Twitter (returning to the scene of the crime!), publicly apologized to Courtney, and admitted she used to be an “insecure, attention-seeking troll.” Chrissy claimed she tried to connect with Courtney privately, but Courtney Instagrammed that they were still blocked by Chrissy on Twitter, and hadn’t received any kind of private apology. In an on-the-street video filmed Friday, Courtney claimed Chrissy still hasn’t reached out, and that shows her apology wasn’t sincere.

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Farrah Abraham Explains Why She’s Selling $5,000 A Night “Date” Packages

October 16, 2019 / Posted by:

Last month, the internet noticed that Farrah Abraham, fallen mess of Teen Mom, Mother of the Century, Trump’s most prestigious supporter, 9/11 historian, and star of Backdoor Farrah, was selling date packages on her site for $5,000. It’s no longer on her site, and either because the FBI figured that if blatant ass-selling sites like Craigslist Casual Encounters and Backpage can’t exist, neither can Farrah’s “date night” page. Or Farrah’s webmaster (her daughter Sophia) realized there was a typo and it should’ve been ¢50, not $5,000.

Whatever happened, Farrah talked about her date night package with TooFab at the WeTv Marriage Bootcamp event in L.A. She’s just lucky Drita D’Avanzo wasn’t also invited. Farrah talked about her “dating life” and if you think you’re taking out this hot piece of reality television glamour comprised of more Botox than water, you better have a big wallet because it will be $5000 at least.

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