Last month, the internet noticed that Farrah Abraham, fallen mess of Teen Mom, Mother of the Century, Trump’s most prestigious supporter, 9/11 historian, and star of Backdoor Farrah, was selling date packages on her site for $5,000. It’s no longer on her site, and either because the FBI figured that if blatant ass-selling sites like Craigslist Casual Encounters and Backpage can’t exist, neither can Farrah’s “date night” page. Or Farrah’s webmaster (her daughter Sophia) realized there was a typo and it should’ve been ¢50, not $5,000.
Whatever happened, Farrah talked about her date night package with TooFab at the WeTv Marriage Bootcamp event in L.A. She’s just lucky Drita D’Avanzo wasn’t also invited. Farrah talked about her “dating life” and if you think you’re taking out this hot piece of reality television glamour comprised of more Botox than water, you better have a big wallet because it will be $5000 at least.
I haven’t been to a 7-Eleven in a minute but from what I remember, the only falling towers to be found were in the chips aisle when I brushed up against them (ok, greedily pawed through them). But according to Farrah Abraham (yes, that’s her in her current form above), 7-Eleven is the site of the terror attacks that took place 18 years ago yesterday, September 11, 2001. To commemorate the tragedy, Farrah brought her daughter to New York City to film a video for her YouTube channel and Instagram page. During the introduction, Farrah referred to the events of 9/11 as “7-Eleven”. She then explained why it was important for her to share the memorial with her daughter, who has already been terrorized from watching her mom get butt injections. And instead of taking her to the actual 9/11 memorial and museum, took her on a fancy elevator ride at One World Trade Center, also known to Farrah as the Frito Tower.
Balthazar Getty #tooktotwitter To Defend Farrah Abraham Against Vivica A. Fox And Some Lady Named “Scary Mary”
Hold onto your hats folks, I’m about to go drop some proper Dlisted dynamite on that ass. This story features not 1, not 2, but 3 “celebrities” who are out here #inthesestreets punching and scratching their way to the lower-middle. Or upper-bottom. Ok, middle-bottom. Balthazar Getty worked himself into quite a tizzy and #tooktotwitter to rush to the defense of Farrah Abraham who appeared on Vivica A. Fox’s new talk show called Face The Truth. Were drugs involved? Yes they were. Is one of the participants a middle aged DJ/Rapper? Yes they are. Did somebody get called a C-U-NEXTTUESDAY? Abso-fucking-lutely.
After seeing how much publicity Kylie Jenner was getting for pretending her lips were now completely natural and filler-free, MTV fame whore Farrah Abraham thought to herself: “Hey! I have a shit-ton of filler! I could get my filler out too and stretch that 15 minutes of fame to at least a good hour due to volume alone!” Farrah is a real thinker. Continue reading
Are you ready for the most exciting and classy “celebrity” feud of the decade–NAY–the millennium? Well, this ain’t it.
Farrah Abraham, of Teen Mom and backdoor fame, ran over to UsWeekly to complain about Drita D’Avanzo, of Mob Wives and Staten Island Women’s Correctional fame. Apparently the two did an event together and Farrah found Drita to be rather unprofessional. Well, a mess who got famous for screaming at her mother whenever she was offered child-care assistance definitely knows a thing or two about professionalism. Continue reading
Seeing the words “Farrah Abraham” and “smacking” in the same sentence would usually lead one to believe they were reading the description of her latest appearance on CamSoda. This time we’re dealing with assault.