Brad Pitt Unloaded His Hollywood Home Of 30 Years For Nearly $40 Million
Hollywood’s not going to have Brad Pitt to kick around anymore. He’s outta here! Dirt reports that Brad’s bespoke Los Feliz estate has sold to an undisclosed buyer for $39 million and change. Brad’s owned the property for three decades, and it was the childhood home of the six kids he shares(ed?) with Angelina Jolie. Considering that a witch once lived there, I imagine it’s haunted by many memories he’s all too happy to forget. What a fool. If I lived in a house where Elvira once hid in the closet, I’d never leave!
Here’s The Trailer For Wes Anderson’s “Asteroid City” Featuring Twee Pastels Galore And A Silver Fox Tom Hanks
If you’ve got a SAG card in your wallet right now, then congratulations on the release of the trailer for your upcoming movie Asteroid City! I mean, it seems like every working actor in Hollywood has been crammed into Wes Anderson’s latest cinematic twee overload. Actually, let me correct myself. It seems like every working actor in Hollywood is in this except for Wes Anderson’s longtime muse Bill Murray. Along with Bottle Rocket, Asteroid City is the second Wes Anderson movie that Bill is not in. Bill was originally cast but dropped out before filming, and it had nothing to do with him being accused of sexual harassment on the set of Aziz Ansari’s movie (Aziz’s movie started filming nearly a year after Asteroid City finished filming.) Bill had to quit that twee bitch after he caught COVID-19, and it looks like he was replaced with one of the first famous types to catch COVID , Tom Hanks, who is giving you silver retro daddy in Asteroid City. I have a feeling that Tom Hanks has been an undercover silver fox for many years and was dyeing his hair. I’m sure his mop instantly turned totally grey the first time he Googled his son Chet Haze.
50 Cent Reached A Settlement With The Medical Spa That Posted A Photo That Was Used To Imply He Had Penile Enhancement
50 Cent’s totally unretouched dick can breathe a sigh of relief; because its battle for integrity has come to a close. As we know, he sued a Miami medical spa and its owner for posting a picture of him that The Shade Room also ended up using on a post about penile enhancement surgery. He also went after The Shade Room, which just settled with him in February. This all may seem trivial to us, but as Benjamin Franklin once said, “justice will not be served until those who are unaffected are as outraged as those who are, and I get my money by Monday.” Or something.
Wendy Williams’ Podcast Is Probably Over Before It Began
Last year, Wendy Williams announced her grand return to the shit-talking stage and said she was going to do what everyone and their auntie has done before: a podcast. But maybe Wendy realized that her messy schtick is incomplete without shots of audience members nervously fake laughing over casual jokes about murder. Because it’s been reported that Wendy self-canceled her podcast before the first episode even came out. But according to her rep, Shawn Zanotti, her podcast hasn’t been canceled yet and there are other “projects” she’s working on. Hmmm, Wendy has been working on some “projects” for quite some time now; I wonder when one will actually materialize.
Selena Gomez Dated Zayn Malik A Decade Ago And His Ex Gigi Hadid Doesn’t Care Who He Dates
Yesterday, Emily updated us on what we can only hope is the end of the fan-fueled feud between Selena Gomez and Hailey Bieber. We also learned that Selena was spotted moving on to potentially messier horizons by hooking up with Gigi Hadid’s baby daddy, Zayn Malik, formerly of One Direction. More recently, Zayne was shown the door after allegedly getting physical with Gigi’s mom Yolanda Hadid. But as much as I hate to be the one to unravel Emily’s beautifully constructed murder board connecting Selena’s bits to Zayn’s bobbles by way of Hadids, according to Page Six, Selena actually dated Zayn first, back when he and Harry Styles were still moving in the same direction and Harry was dating Taylor Swift. So you see, it all has to come down. Every last push pin and every inch of string. And somebody (not it!) is going to have to hunt down Taylor’s long-lost red scarf cuz we’re gonna need the yarn.
Tiffany Haddish’s New Boyfriend Is Bitcoin Investor Marvin Jones
Last year, Tiffany Haddish was in the news over a lawsuit that accused her and Aries Spears of grooming and abusing children for a “comedy” skit (the lawsuit was later dropped). A year before that, Tiffany was in the news over allegations of her bullying doctors online and spreading COVID-19 misinformation. That same year, Tiffany was in the news over breaking up with Common, who has since moved on to Jennifer Hudson. This time, Tiffany is in the news for something that’s not totally messy. Tiffany has a new man, Marvin Jones, and the messy part is that he’s a Bitcoin investor. That’s messy because we all know what happens when celebrities and cryptocurrency mix.