Yesterday, Emily updated us on what we can only hope is the end of the fan-fueled feud between Selena Gomez and Hailey Bieber. We also learned that Selena was spotted moving on to potentially messier horizons by hooking up with Gigi Hadid’s baby daddy, Zayn Malik, formerly of One Direction. More recently, Zayne was shown the door after allegedly getting physical with Gigi’s mom Yolanda Hadid. But as much as I hate to be the one to unravel Emily’s beautifully constructed murder board connecting Selena’s bits to Zayn’s bobbles by way of Hadids, according to Page Six, Selena actually dated Zayn first, back when he and Harry Styles were still moving in the same direction and Harry was dating Taylor Swift. So you see, it all has to come down. Every last push pin and every inch of string. And somebody (not it!) is going to have to hunt down Taylor’s long-lost red scarf cuz we’re gonna need the yarn.
Liam Payne used to be in a boyband with a bunch of other dudes of different fame levels. Harry Styles, Zayn Malik, Niall Horan, and Louis Tomlinson were all members of One Direction with Liam back in the day. And yes, I listed then by fame level. During an appearance on Logan Paul‘s podcast, Liam, I guess, decided to toss away all that boyish shit to the side and basically shaded the whole band. Liam said one got physical with him, he was actually the main one, and that he “doesn’t agree with any” of what Zayn Malik has been up to. One can assume he means all the domestic issues he had with his ex, Gigi Hadid‘s, mother, Yolanda Hadid. It was enough to have Liam trending as the Villain of the Day in some circles more so than when he maybe cheated on his ex-fiancé.
As you know, One Love Manchester, Ariana Grande’s benefit concert for the victims and victims families of the terrorist attack at her show two weeks ago, happened in Manchester last night. 50,000 people were at the show and performers included Miley Cyrus, Coldplay, Katy Perry, Little Mix, Take That the Black Eyed Peas (sans Fergie), and Justin Bieber. Normally this would be where I’d want to make a “Haven’t they been through enough already?” joke about Bieber, but I do have a shred of a soul left, so I won’t. Yesterday, Red Cross UK said that One Love Manchester raised over $9 million for the victims. Today, TMZ says it has raised $12 million. They expect to raise more from television rights and merchandise. Continue reading
I’m sure you’re probably wondering why you’re looking at what appears to be a promotional picture of the cast of a failed Disney channel pilot about six psychic teens who solve mysteries while working part-time at Forever 21 called Sew What?!, but no. It’s actually a picture of Selena Gomez and bunch of her friends, one of which is her maybe new piece Niall Horan of One Direction.
Despite the fact that Selena was possibly humping on Justin Bieber again as little as two weeks ago, she has apparently moved on to Baby Heat Miser. According to E!, Selena and Niall spent most of Jenna Dewan-Tatum’s 35th birthday party on Friday night sucking face and constantly hugging on each other like that couple from every one of your middle school dances. At first I was like “Well that sounds like a drunk birthday party hook-up if I’ve ever heard one“, but E! says they had been hanging out at KIIS FM’s Jingle Ball earlier and left together after Selena’s performance.
Selena and Niall feels random-ish, but it’s not the first time she’s had the hots for one of the singing hipster elves. Selena recently told InStyle UK that she wanted to bone Zayn Malik, but since he’s currently off the market, it appears she had to remove her dart from the heart-shaped One Direction dartboard in her room and try again. And then it landed on Niall, and here we are.
And speaking of Justin Bieber, he seems to be handling this whole Horlena situation pretty well. And by “well“, I of course mean whatever the word for “throwing up an old pic of you holding hands with your ex to Instagram” is. Desperate? I think the word is desperate.
Here’s your One Direction-obsessed little cousin’s current sworn enemy looking like a low-budget Turn Back Time-era Cher while performing at the KIIS FM Jingle Ball last night, as well as some of Selena giving you goth brothel owner while walking the red carpet.