When 50 Cent famously informed the world he was the proud owner of a magic stick between his legs that granted unlimited access inside many women’s panties people should have taken him more seriously. Of course, bravado and hip hop go together like peanut butter and jelly, but clearly Fiddy wasn’t lying. And now one of his former magician assistants, Vivica A. Fox, is peeking her head out of his top hat to bombard him with insults yet again after comments he made about “angry Black women“.
If you had asked me to predict which person connected to the Fyre Festival would not only appear in a commercial, but that the commercial would eventually go viral on the internet, I would have played it safe and put all my money on the most obvious choice: Andy King shilling for Evian. Lo and behold, it’s Ja Rule showing his love for a local Los Angeles gyro restaurant in a low-budget commercial.
Like the rest of us, 50 Cent is confused as to why his likeness is being plastered all over buildings in Australia, depicted as various famous people, including Taylor Swift, Kim Jong-un, Post Malone, Donald Trump, and Mike Pence. One building also has the cursed image of 50 Cent looking like he’s going to gum his way into your nightmares. 50 Cent loves anything 50 Cent, but he has taken to Instagram and given an Oscar-worthy performance by pretending to be mad about this mess.
Even Oprah is susceptible to cancel culture! Oprah Winfrey was executive-producing a #MeToo documentary about hip-hop icon and alleged rapist Russell Simmons. That was until fellow celebrities like 50 Cent and The Game publicly accused her of only targeting men of color when it came to focusing on #MeToo creeps. TMZ reports that Oprah has now suddenly excused herself from the project.
50 Cent and Russell Simmons are coming after Oprah Winfrey. Oprah is working on a #MeToo documentary for Apple+ coming next year, and in it she interviews one of the women who accused Russell of some gross sexual shit. Russell has been having some trouble with that in the last few years, if you forgot. Well 50 Cent and Russell did not take kindly to Oprah’s documentary and so got on social media to drag her for it.
Mariah Carey and the nannies must be dealing with dem babies for the holidays, because Nick Cannon has a lot of free time on his hands to keep his beef alive with Eminem. Their ongoing feud reignited thanks to Eminem dissing Nick and Mariah in a rap he did for Fat Joe‘s new album. Well in response, Nick Cannon recorded a new diss track and it is terrible. And then 50 Cent got involved. Lets see if he goes full: 51-Fofty.