50 Cent Reached A Settlement With The Medical Spa That Posted A Photo That Was Used To Imply He Had Penile Enhancement
50 Cent’s totally unretouched dick can breathe a sigh of relief; because its battle for integrity has come to a close. As we know, he sued a Miami medical spa and its owner for posting a picture of him that The Shade Room also ended up using on a post about penile enhancement surgery. He also went after The Shade Room, which just settled with him in February. This all may seem trivial to us, but as Benjamin Franklin once said, “justice will not be served until those who are unaffected are as outraged as those who are, and I get my money by Monday.” Or something.
As part of their settlement, The Shade Room also had to issue a retraction (which they’ve since shadily deleted from their Instagram):
Looks like @TheShadeRoom is working hard to fulfill the terms of its settlement with @50Cent. “The Shade Room has since deleted that article and social media posts and wants to make it abundantly clear that 50 Cent did not have penis enhancement surgery…”https://t.co/NU9y32JUpy pic.twitter.com/5cZphLbLbl
— Meghann Cuniff (@meghanncuniff) February 22, 2023
So 47-year-old Fiddy was just left with Angela Kogan and her medspa in his sights. According to ET Canada, though Angela denied any wrongdoing by taking and posting the photo and tried to have the whole case overturned a few months ago, the judge denied her request. So, she ended up settling for an undisclosed amount because she was probably just really tired of having to think about 50’s dick.
Billboard reports that the rapper, real name Curtis Jackson, and plastic surgeon Angela Kogan’s company Perfection Plastic Surgery & MedSpa have “reached an agreement in principle to settle Mr. Jackson’s claims.”
50 wielded a lawsuit against Kogan in September, alleging that the surgeon used a photo of the rapper’s penis to promote the services of Perfection Plastic Surgery & MedSpa, thus alluding that 50 Cent underwent penis enlargement surgery
50’s attorney claimed that the “defendants’ actions have exposed Jackson to ridicule, caused substantial damage to his professional and personal reputation, and violated his right to control his name and image.”
“As the proverbial saying goes, a picture is worth a thousand words,” Judge Robert N. Scola, Jr. expressed during the case. “This one in particular depicts a worldwide celebrity next to Kogan with MedSpa’s name repeated all throughout the background. The promotional value is evident.”
Did you hear that, Madonna; Ja Rule; Lil Kim, Vivica A. Fox, and 50’s own estranged adult son, Marquise Jackson? Whatever you do, DO NOT ridicule 50’s suitably-sized cent piece. Now, the US court system can focus its attention on a real issue like who plowed down who on that fateful 2016 day on a Utah bunny hill, and Fofty can get back to spending his time doing what he loves: hating.
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