Something is eating Zayn Malik and he’s letting out his frustration on the Internet. Zayn hopped on his Twitter account a couple of days ago and let loose about… something, it’s not really clear what. But it is clear he’s mad. And do go assuming that it’s his ex-girlfriend Gigi Hadid, because that will only piss him off more! Continue reading
E! News is reporting that Gigi Hadid, one of the top three most boring models in the world (Kendull is #1, and sis Bella is #2), is taking a break from her on-again–off-again former-boy bander boyfriend Zayn Malik. There was “speculation” of a split for some time since these two youths hadn’t been photographed together in a while and if a millennial couple is not being photographed together it’s because they broke up.
One of the crazier things that I totally believed in my early days at Dlisted was the story that Taylor Swift was so sick of paparazzi stalking her ass that she just dove into a box (hehehe) and was moved right by them without them being able to take a photo of her doing her usual traipse to the gym, to Candy Land, or to Karlie Kloss’. Alas, Tay’s team is a buch of fuddy-duddies, and they made SPIN (who wrote the original story) retract their reporting. What they didn’t count on was a former boy bander going rogue and ratting her out!
— SPIN 1038 (@spin1038) July 17, 2017
Vogue U.K. interviewed Zayn, and I have a feeling he may have caused things to be a little awkward between his girlfriend Gigi Hadid and her BFF Tay. I guess Zayn was talking about working with Tay on that song they did for one of the 50 Shades Of Grey movies, and he blabbed, “She was travelling around in a suitcase.” Oh! He said it was her way of getting around avoiding paparazzi, and I’m sure she just loved that he shared that. I’d watch it if I were you, Zayn! To punish you, she may bring back the Fourth of July party just to be able to force you into eating her patriotic baked goods and sulk in a corner watching her gaggle Yankee Doodle pop stars squeal at how they broke free from your native land.
Vogue UK did a profile on One Direction’s moody, sexy one (I think that was his thing?) Zayn Malik, and he gave them some insight into his personality. We know he’s not big on deep conversation (example: his relationship with Gigi Hadid). But did you also know he considers himself to be an island? And apparently it’s one of those islands that can’t be found on a map, gets zero cell reception, and doesn’t accept mail from anyone including his former One Direction groupmates.
Gigi Hadid has taken time away from giving the runway the worst lazy walk from a paid model and feeling mildly guilty about her privileged life to go at her Instagram “haters” about her relationship.
Here’s the scenario: there is an Instagram account dedicated to exposing the “fake” relationship going on between 23-year-old Gigi and 25-year-old Zayn Malik (formerly of One Direction, currently of nothing). Of course you’ll remember they broke up recently, but then they got back together. So this account–which is for some reason private–posts user-submitted “confessions” about the two, which prove that Gigi and Zayn are only dating for publicity. Or something; I’m unclear on the motive. Continue reading
Gigi Hadid and Zayn Malik ended their two-year-long relationship last month, absolutely crushing the spirits of romantics who root for the love between an emotionless model and emotionless pop star. But it would appear Gigi and Zayn might have had second thoughts about throwing away those two years to the history books.
Two weeks ago, Zayn was seen leaving Gigi’s apartment in NYC in the same clothes he was wearing the night before. A few days later he was seen leaving her place again. TMZ says that on Sunday, Zayn and Gigi were spotted in NYC kissing in a way that would imply his visits to her apartment have involved more than just returning her toothbrush and phone charger.
Zayn and Gigi Hadid out in NYC! pic.twitter.com/jmTuYVhXDE
— Zayn Report (@ZRcandids) April 30, 2018
It would also appear that Zayn has shaved off all his hair, and has a giant tattoo on his head that looks kind of like it was copied from a page torn out of one of those adult coloring books. Zayn is about to get a lot of aunts clutching a pack of markers sitting close to him at the airport from now on.
When Gigi and Zayn first broke up, one of the things Gigi mentioned in her cheesy break-up statement released on Instagram was that when it comes to the future, “whatever’s meant to be will always be.” So a reconciliation wasn’t exactly out of the cards. The Daily Mail points out that Gigi has also been liking Zayn’s posts on social media. Well okay then, there you have it – that’s basically millennial courtroom proof that they’re definitely together again.