Get ready for the Swifties to spontaneously combust once they get to Glendale, AZ, ahead of their guitar goddess Taylor Swift‘s upcoming The Eras Tour. As the kickoff date is now only a week away they’re all resting their vocal cords so they can sing along with TayTay as she takes them through her journey from fresh-faced teen songstress to seasoned lady of lovin’ who exacts her vengeance through the power of song. And as a special bonus for those who get to see her at the beginning of this lucrative excursion throughout the land, Glendale will be renaming their city in her honor during the tour’s two-day run.

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Altoids Tangerine Sours!

Altoids have been around so long that I’m sure Keith Richards used one of its first-run tins to hold his coke and straw (they came out in the 1780s). I didn’t discover Altoids until junior high school. When I did, you’d think that THE QUEEN herself just anointed me Lady of The Opulent Mints by how I offered those drugstore mints out as though they were edible diamonds in a vintage platinum case. I thought that because they came in a tin, they were the peak of decadence! And if Altoids Sours were around when I was in junior high school, I definitely would’ve handed them out all regal-like, and my bullies definitely would’ve said to me, “Oh, look something that’s almost as fruity and sour as you!”

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While a guest on Bruce Bozzi’s Table For Two podcast, Sharon Stone got into her messy custody battle with her ex-husband, Phil Bronstein, over their son Roan. That train wreck custody fight involved accusations of Sharon wanting to Botox young Roan’s feetsies because they stank (she denied this). Now, Sharon says that the judge in the 2008 custody case asked her then-8-year-old son if he knew his mom made “sex movies.” The judge was referencing Sharon’s bare coochie moment in Basic Instinct, which she later said she was tricked into filming. The judge gave custody to Phil, and Sharon believes that Basic Instinct was a big reason why. Okay, Basic Instinct came out in 1992, and over 15 years later, the judge was still so scandalized by it that he brought it up to her son?! If that judge wanted to bring up something irrelevant in court, he should’ve said to Sharon and Phil, “Tell me about the time Phil got attacked by a Komodo dragon!”  – Jezebel

It’s that time again for anonymous Oscar voters to pipe up with who they’re voting for, and one absolutely fucking hates The Banshees of Inisherin. I thought I’d hate that movie too, but I didn’t, and in fact, I’m pissed that Jenny The Donkey wasn’t nominated! – Celebitchy

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Movie star Florence Pugh and Scrubs star Zach Braff started dating in 2019. After three years of indignantly defending their 21-year age gap, Florence officially announced their split last summer. Now, I don’t know about Miss Flo, but when I break up with someone, I never want to see them again. Unfortunately, these two filmed a movie together in 2021, and now it’s finally coming out. A Good Person was written, directed, and produced by 47-year-old Zach, and 27-year-old Florence stars and co-produces. Variety reports that last night, the exes had no choice but to reunite for the movie’s premiere in London. Actually, strike that. Florence did have a choice. See: her decision to skip most of the promo for Don’t Worry, Darling. Continue reading

Jennifer Lopez, 53, and Ben Affleck, 50, haven’t just been spending their time making each other miserable lately; they’ve also spent a great deal of time probably infuriating the many real estate agents and home sellers of Pacific Palisades; because Ben and Jen’s quest for a love nest has been tumultuous at best. They’ve been in and out of escrow on houses probably more times than Ben’s been in and out of Jennifer since their blessed union. As we know, they just scrapped plans to buy a $34.5 million abode last week, and it’s safe to assume it’s because something bigger and better came along since they were seen creeping around the neighborhood even after entering into escrow on it. Enter: a nearby $64 million mega-mansion that had just hit the market, and now they’re in escrow on that one.

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