Category: Josh Gad

Three Days After It Was Announced That Rita Ora Joined The “Beauty and The Beast” Prequel, Disney+ Canceled It

February 11, 2022 / Posted by:

Disney’s Beauty and the Beast musical prequel series starring Luke Evans and Josh Gad as Gaston and his maybe-gay cohort LeFou is DEAD. On top of co-executive producing the show with Luke, Josh was also a writer on it, so the news probably hit him hard. But it may have hit Rita Ora harder because she was just announced as one of the show’s leads. The 8-episode series planned to start filming this summer, but Disney has pulled the plug over “creative reasons.”

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The Planned “Beauty And The Beast” Prequel Series Starring Luke Evans And Josh Gad Is A Go

June 15, 2021 / Posted by:

Because Disney knows there are big dollars to be made in villain origin stories, they’ve greenlighted their prequel series for Disney+ based on Beauty and the Beast’s burly egg-chugging hunk Gaston, and his goofy little friend-slash-sort of implied boyfriend LeFou. It will be set several years before Bell and the Beast and all the talking clocks and candlesticks. Will we finally find out whether every last inch of Gaston really is covered in hair, as he claims? Well, it’s Disney+, so we probably won’t be getting a shot of full-frontal Gaston (just a hunch!). As for another “exclusively gay moment,” we’ll have to wait and see on that.

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Beyoncé Made A Surprise Appearance On “The Disney Family Sing-Along”

April 17, 2020 / Posted by:

Beyoncé graciously graced the world with her presence during these trying times. Billboard says all the stars showed up for Disney’s The Disney Family Sing-Along, which aired on ABC last night. The show was done in partnership with Feeding America and was hosted by Ryan Seacrest and featured famous types yodeling out Disney songs. Gal Gadot is shook.

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A Reboot Of “Honey, I Shrunk The Kids” Starring Josh Gad May Happen

December 6, 2019 / Posted by:

Variety says that a reboot of Honey, I Shrunk the Kids is in the early stages of happening, and Josh Gad may take the lead role withJoe Johnson directing. It seems like Josh is a huge Rick Moranis fan as he was also in talks to start in the remake of Little Shop Of Horrors a few years back. (Or maybe Josh HATES Rick Moranis and has made it his life goal to take and ruin all of Rick’s most beloved roles.) The premise of the new Honey will be just like the original because why come up with anything new when you just ruin the first one? Josh will play the son of the original scientist who also somehow shrinks his kids. Which makes sense that 30 years later we have learned nothing and still can’t aim a machine at something other than children.

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They’re Going To Ruin “Little Shop of Horrors” By Remaking It With Rebel Wilson And Josh Gad

July 29, 2017 / Posted by:

It kind of makes you wish Audrey II existed. Some well-meaning waiter could hide him near the bathrooms at whatever trendy restaurant childhood-slaughtering film executives are currently dining. That’s when they get devoured before pulling this shit! Warner Bros. is remaking Little Shop of Horrors, and ThatHashTagShow.com claims that they’re looking to cast Rebel Wilson and Josh Gad. Brace yourself for Gremlins 2019 with Ariana Grande and some breakout YouTube fool.

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You Have To Be 16 Or Older To See “Beauty And The Beast” In Russia

March 7, 2017 / Posted by:

Russia, the place with the church that looks like if pride week was a building, has a really big problem with the “exclusively gay moment” in the live action Beauty and the Beast. But unlike the Alabama drive-in theater, they’re not trying to prevent everyone from seeing it, which is a different than what was previously reported. Russia just doesn’t want anyone under 16 to see Josh Gad’s LeFou get mildy horny for Luke Evans’ Gaston.

The Russian Culture Ministry gave a statement about the situation to the Associated Press (via NBC), explaining that they received a petition from an ultraconservative lawmaker asking for BatB to be banned due to the film’s “overt and shameless propaganda of sin and sexual perversion under the guise of a fairy tale.” The Ministry isn’t banning the movie, but they have decided to slap it with a 16-plus rating. So in Russia, the only people allowed into a theater showing a Disney Princess movie will be older teenagers and adults. Yeah, that’s not completely weird.

Oh Russia – LeFou isn’t even the gayest part about the movie. LeFou could be replaced with an aggressively hetero sidekick named LeHank who spends the whole movie trying to bang the Bimbettes. But you’d still have the talking closet, the clock with the John Waters mustache, the song about entertaining with flair, and that part where a ripped hunk gets into a rassling match with a furry ripped hunk.

Honestly, if there’s anything in BatB that qualifies as propaganda, it’s Chip’s dead eyes. I refuse to let Disney brainwash me into thinking that’s not 100% creepy.

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