Category: Zac Efron

Zac Efron Might Leave The United States And Move To Australia

August 3, 2020 / Posted by:

I’m sure Zac Efron isn’t the only person holding an American passport who has looked around at their surroundings and strongly considered packing a go-bag, throwing a dart on a map, and high-tailing it out of the country. If November 2020 continues as it has been, I’m sure there’s going to be a spike in sales of both world maps and darts. Zac Efron is apparently very interested in moving, and according to TMZ, he might be making plans to relocate to the land of koalas, beer, and Olivia Newton-John.

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Beyoncé Made A Surprise Appearance On “The Disney Family Sing-Along”

April 17, 2020 / Posted by:

Beyoncé graciously graced the world with her presence during these trying times. Billboard says all the stars showed up for Disney’s The Disney Family Sing-Along, which aired on ABC last night. The show was done in partnership with Feeding America and was hosted by Ryan Seacrest and featured famous types yodeling out Disney songs. Gal Gadot is shook.

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Zac Efron Doesn’t Really Want To Get “Baywatch” Buff Again

April 6, 2020 / Posted by:

Four years ago, Zac Efron got extremely buff for his role in the 2017 Baywatch movie, which flopped. Sadly, putting in the work to look like a vacuum-sealed bag of potatoes didn’t end up being worth it for Zac. Zac’s body eventually deflated back to regular size, which was bad news for those people who really liked it when Zac’s muscles looked like a Stretch Armstrong toy about to burst. The worse news is that those same people are just going to have to dig up those old Baywatch pictures to get their Ultra-Buff Efron Fix, because Zac doesn’t really want to do that to his body ever again.

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Zac Efron Has Moved On From His Olympic Swimmer Girlfriend And Is Now Dating Halston Sage

January 29, 2020 / Posted by:

I guess Zac Efron recovered from whatever life-threatening malady he picked up in Papua New Guinea well enough to get his swerve back on with a new lady friend. Last year, it was reported that Zac was dating Olympic swimmer Sarah Bro, but according to Us Weekly, that’s over and Zac’s already moved on to his 2014 Neighbors co-star Halston Sage (born Halston Sage). Hopefully this quells the marriage rumors between Zac and a flesh-eating bacteria that was consuming his dick. Sorry Group A Streptococcus, he’s just not that into you.

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Open Post: Hosted By Zac Efron Letting Everyone Know He’s Alive And Well

December 30, 2019 / Posted by:

We recently learned that this world almost became a Zac Efron-free place when some bacterial infection took the title of his new reality show Killing Zac Efron a little too literally and he had to be airlifted to a hospital before death took him. Zac has now issued a statement, letting everyone know he’s not dead and bounced back. Phew, I need more shirtless pics.

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