Yesterday we learned the devastating news that Demi Lovato called off her engagement to her actor fiancé of about 2.6 seconds, Max Ehrich. This development happened after Max had been exposed online as a former (and who knows, maybe current???) obsessive fan of Demi’s current acquaintance Selena Gomez. “Devastating” might sound like an over-exaggeration in this case. But it might be devastating to Max that he’s no longer engaged to Demi Lovato. Because according to some sources, Max might have been more in love with the relevancy boost he got from being with Demi.
Nearly four years ago, I wrote the headline: “Dianna Agron Is Now Married To One Of Mumford’s Sons.” And today, I’m picturing Mumford welcoming his son home, telling him to put his bindle and mustache wax on the table by the door, and informing him there’s a set of clean sheets on the pull-out couch in the basement. Because Mumford & Sons guitarist Winston Marshall is currently not living with his wife of nearly 4 years, the former Quinn Fabray of Glee, Dianna Agron.
It feels like it’s been a while since we’ve talked about Jennifer Garner’s love life. But In Touch is reporting that she’s very much single right now. And TMZ is dog-piling onto that news with some new pictures of Jen hanging out on a beach with her former Alias co-star Bradley Cooper.
And with this split, coronavirus is looking back and forth between Armie Hammer and Elizabeth Chambers like, “Well, am I to blame or not?!” because he claims they split up in January while she claims they split up this month. Whatever the case may be, Armie and Elizabeth both filed for divorce today after 10 years of marriage. We should’ve known this was coming when Armie debuted his Central Florida hitchhiking grifter circa 1988 look. Bitch was got extra hot to hit the scene again!
Kacey Musgraves, everybody’s favorite pot-smokin’, yee-haw-ing, disco-Barbie-cowgirl (and when I say everybody, I mean gays and their moms) is getting a divorce from her husband of two and a half years, singer/songwriter Ruston Kelly. Yep, turns out being a country singer living in the shadows of your much more famous wife probably caused some tension. Either that or Kacey got tired of red carpet photographers constantly yelling at Ruston to get out of the way. Whatever the reason is, Kacey is now free to lasso twinks in the village and then go do Patrón shots and karaoke with them until 5 am.
Well, it finally happened. Julianne Hough and Brooks Laich have confirmed what everybody knew. They announced today that they’re splitting up after nearly three years of marriage.