Category: Another One Bites The Dust

Emily Ratajkowski Is Reportedly Splitting From Her Husband Sebastian Bear-McClard Over His Cheating Ways

July 15, 2022 / Posted by:

After being married for about four and a half years, model-slash-actress-slash-author Emily Ratajkowski and her husband, millionaire movie producer-slash-one time housing scammer Sebastian Bear-McClard, are reportedly calling it quits. They haven’t officially announced anything yet. But an anonymous source has been talking to Page Six, and they claim that Emily wants out asap, because Sebastian allegedly can’t stop putting his McCock in women who aren’t his wife.

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Lauren Graham And Peter Krause Split Up After Over A Decade Together

June 18, 2022 / Posted by:

Cupids everywhere are taking to their LinkedIn accounts today to update their profiles to let everyone know that their job as a “true love influencer” is over after a zillion years in the game and it’s all because of the fact that Lauren Graham and Peter Krause have split up. Lauren and Peter were together for over 10 years, and while they mostly kept things on the shush, her rep has popped up to announce that they broke up last year.

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Johnny Knoxville Has Filed For Divorce From His Wife Of Twelve Years Naomi Nelson

June 17, 2022 / Posted by:

Johnny Knoxville has said that he’s done with doing crazy dangerous shit so Jackass Forever and Jackass 4.5, which were released in February and May, will be your last chance to see him endanger his life and get brain damage. Luckily there are still tons of people online who will lick toilets, play with plugs, or any other number of insanely stupid shit that will make you go: “…Why?” But if Johnny thinks he’s done with dangerous activities, he clearly isn’t aware that divorce is a full-contact sport, because he’s filed for divorce from his second wife, Naomi Nelson, after twelve years of marriage.

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Kanye West And Chaney Jones Are Reportedly Done

June 7, 2022 / Posted by:

The evidence? Please see Chaney Jones’ Instagram account, where it would appear that she no longer wants to look at Kanye West’s face in any of the photos she’s posted. Some internet snoops recently noticed that Chaney has wiped all traces of Kanye from her Instagram grid, and Page Six believes to be solid enough proof that Kanye and his Kim Kardashian look-a-like are over after about four months of dating. Also, TMZ claims that they’re over too.

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Shakira And Gerard Pique Announce That They’re Over After He Was Reportedly Caught Cheating

June 5, 2022 / Posted by:

Last week, a rumor popped up, claiming that Shakira and her man of 11 years, Gerard Pique, were on the verge of breaking up over his peen wandering up into the nethers of another. And while rumors about Pique’s alleged wandering peen ways may be as shrug-worthy as hearing that Shakira threw another tax bill into the trash, it’s been reported that she “caught” him cheating and that led to him moving out of their house and into his Barcelona bachelor pad. Shakira and Pique have since moved the rumor of their split into truth territory by confirming that they’re done.

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Natasha Lyonne Confirms That She And Fred Armisen Are Done After 8 Years Together

April 16, 2022 / Posted by:

There’s only so much room in all of our fried brains for celebrity couples, so you may have forgotten that Fred Armisen and Natasha Lyonne were a thing and that they first became a thing in the simpler times of 2014. But while talking to The Hollywood Reporter to promote the second season of her Netflix show Russian Doll, Natasha said that they’re no longer together and that they broke up because she wants to live in a house with a swimming pool and he doesn’t. And as many of us shrug like, “rich bitch shit,” Fred’s one-time wife of a second Elisabeth Moss is probably throwing a side-eye that screams, “Uh-huh, I’m sure that was the reason.”

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