Gisele Bündchen Opens Up About Tom Brady Divorce And Denies Giving Him An Ultimatum
Gisele Bündchen: THE MODEL is back. A month after Gisele was on the cover of Vogue Italia looking like a glamorous vampiress blood clot, she’s on the cover of April’s Vanity Fair and talking about what the hell else? Her divorce from Tom Brady. Gisele and Tom became legally free of each other in October 2022 after months upon months of hearing about how their 13-year marriage was on life support because he un-retired from football. Gisele was reportedly upset that Tom wanted to spend more time with football than his family. There was a rumor that Gis dropped a “FOOTBALL OR US” ultimatum on him. But Gisele shot that rumor down while talking to Vanity Fair, calling it “the craziest thing I’ve ever heard.” Craziest? That’s an interesting take from someone who works in an industry where girls live off laxatives and cotton balls!
Drew Sidora And Her Husband Ralph Pittman Of “The Real Housewives of Atlanta” Both Filed For Divorce Within An Hour Of Each Other, And It Got Messier From There
Anyone who watched Drew Sidora and her husband, Ralph Pittman, coexist on The Real Housewives of Atlanta since they signed on in 2020 could see that their marriage was going just about as well as Drew’s hesitant Waterfalls choreography when she portrayed T-Boz in the 2013 VH1 masterpiece, CrazySexyCool: The TLC Story. Now, Drew’s getting a proper Housewives initiation by getting a divorce. Apparently, things between her and Ralph were so bad that both of them ran to the courthouse on February 27, within one hour of each other, to pull the plug on their nine-year marriage, and Drew says Ralph was a physically and mentally abusive cheater who stole her money.
Noel Gallagher And Sara MacDonald Are Done After 22 Years Together, And Liam Gallagher Cryptically Tweeted About It
Bloviating bell end Noel Gallagher spent the better part of 30 years feuding with his brother/former Oasis bandmate, Liam Gallagher, and they haven’t fucked with each other in about ten years after Noel quit the band. But, Noel and his second wife Sara MacDonald announced yesterday that they’re going their separate ways after being together for 22 years and married for 12. Shocking; he always seemed so placid! Ever since the dissolution of Oasis, rumors swirled that Sara’s contentious relationship with Liam was a factor in Noel leaving the band. Liam has wanted the band to reunite, and it seems like the divorce news spurred him to attempt to catch Noel’s attention by tweeting out songs he’d probably curated for this very occasion. Noel was also busy today releasing the first single from his band Noel Gallagher’s High Flying Birds‘ upcoming album.
Toni Collette Returned To Instagram To Announce Her Divorce After Photos Of Her Husband With Another Woman Surfaced
I did not expect to find myself digging through Toni Collette’s Instagram feed this morning using my Dlisted exclusive Detective Latoya magnifying glass (available at lesser Target stores nationwide. If you can’t find them in the aisle, check the dumpsters out back. Please do not bother the Target team members; they won’t know what you’re talking about.) looking for clues, but here we are. And I’ve got my Knives Out to prove it. Unoriginally, a silly little man, appears to be responsible for the sad state of affairs that led to this unprecedented investigation into the socials of one of our leading Certified Prestige HBO Girlies.
Bonnie Rotten Decided That She Does Want To Divorce Jesse James, After All
All was right in the world a few days ago when the messy piles of ick nast that our society didn’t ask for but probably deserves–Jesse James and his au courant wife Alaina “Bonnie Rotten” Hicks–had a spat that seeped out onto social media just a few days ago. It started when a pregnant Bonnie accused Jesse of cheating on her in an Instagram post, deleted the accusation, filed for divorce, and then decided to announce on Instagram that she pulled the filing. Jesse posted a public apology for the fight as well which he also ended up deleting, and then both of them bitched on Instagram about the media taking things (that they voluntarily disclosed) and running with them. But, nothing gold can stay; because apparently, Bonnie has now decided that she actually does want the divorce.
Kanye West And Kim Kardashian Settle Their Divorce, And He Will Pay Her $200K A Month In Child Support
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West‘s unholy union is officially officially OVER! After years of terrorizing the masses with their stale, manufactured love they’ve finally reached the final round of The Divorce Game by settling their assets and cutting ties with one another for good. But their most precious, permanent assets are their children North, Saint, Chicago, and Psalm. In their child support agreement, Kim will be receiving $200K a month from Kanye, and the payments are due on the first of each month, which will definitely eat away at Kanye’s millionaire status in no time since his bank account is rapidly wasting away into a pile of skin and bones.