The back and forth between Love & Hip Hop: LA‘s Ray J and Princess Love is back in the end zone (as in shit between them has reached the end again). The two had a messy end to 2019. It started when Princess accused Ray J of abandoning her in Las Vegas while eight months pregnant. Ray J denied abandoned her, but Princess still let everyone know that she wanted a divorce. They patched things up after that and she gave birth to their second child, Epik Ray in December. Things seemed to cool down, until a few months later when Princess filed for divorce after four years of marriage. But then she called off the divorce a few months later after they got back together. And now, they’re off again. If they keep up with this pattern, they will either get back together by Thanksgiving or she’ll get abandoned in a Christmas tree lot with the stroller.
After 24 years of marriage, Nicole Young filed for divorce from Dr. Dre, whose real name is Andre Young, and things got Brangelina Divorce Fight-levels of messy from the getgo. Dr. Dre, of course, wants to keep as much of his reported $840 million fortune as he can, so he wants their prenup enforced. But Nicole claims she was pressured into signing the prenup and Dr. Dre tore it up once in a romantic gesture, so she wants that prenup forgotten in the same way we all forgot about that movie Dre did with Snoop Dogg. And as they fight over what Nicole will end up with in the end, TMZ says she wants Dr. Dre to drop TWO MILLION DOLLARS into her bank account A MONTH. Meanwhile, Dee Barnes, the journalist who was brutally attacked by Dre in 1991, is struggling with money woes.
Entertainment Tonight reports that Halle Berry is still legally wed to Olivier Martinez despite having originally filed for divorce in October of 2015. It’s been nothing but dropped balls ever since. Now, five years after they broke up, Halle’s apparently decided that if you want something done, you have to do it yourself. So like Charles Manson, Ted Bundy, and The Beltway Sniper before her, Halle’s filed a motion to represent herself in court. Angelina Jolie, take note! This is how you drag out a divorce.
Ewan McGregor has played Jedi Master Obi-Wan Kenobi in three Star Wars prequels (five if you could his two voice cameos in The Force Awakens and Rise of Skywalker). And it was recently decided that 50% of the money he’s made playing Obi-Wan would go directly to his ex-wife, Eve Mavrakis. I’m practically tripping over my own two feet to make a Star Wars settlement joke. I’m leaning towards, “She Obi-Wanted half of his cash,” or “Use the force…to auto-deposit 50% of your residuals into her bank account.”
Nicole Young filed for divorce from Dr. Dre (real name: Andre Romelle Young) back in June after 24 years of marriage and she cited irreconcilable differences as the reason for their split. And like many celebrity divorces, this one is probably going to get messy since they’re fighting over money. They signed a prenuptial agreement, but Nicole has let the court know that Dr. Dre once lovingly tore that shit up to show his love and commitment to her. Dr. Dre may have had two toes crossed when he tore it up and later fished it out of the trash and taped it together because he wants the prenup to be upheld.
White Sox Pitcher Michael Kopech Files For Divorce From “Riverdale’s” Vanessa Morgan Who Is Pregnant
Michael Kopech is a sportsball boy who pitches for the Chicago White Sox. Apparently he’s considered one of Major League Baseball’s “future stars”. His claim to fame ’round these parts is his two-year-long relationship with Atlanta blow-up doll Brielle Biermann, the daughter of Kim Zolciak of The Real Housewives of Atlanta. Michael and Brielle both appeared on Kim’s award-winning (Most Lip Fillers) docuseries, Don’t Be Tardy, until their break up in early 2018. 24-year-old Michael quickly moved on to Riverdale star Vanessa Morgan, the actress who called BULLSHIT on Riverdale’s treatment of Black characters, and the fact that she was paid less than her white co-stars.