Kaley Cuoco Is Expecting Her First Child With Boyfriend Tom Pelphrey
The hills are alive with the sound of BABIES crying! There must be something in the water, or perhaps the water is being mixed with vodka on date nights because tons of folks are popping up with positive pregnancy tests that guarantee to caretake for at least the next eighteen years. Walking sperm clinic Nick Cannon has been single-handedly re-populating the Earth , and even Elon Musk‘s father Errol coughed what’s left of his dick dust into his much younger girlfriend/stepdaughter to keep their corroded bloodline going (unfortunately). Now, Kaley Cuoco has announced that she’s pregnant with a child she made with Ozark actor Tom Pelphrey.
Kaley Cuoco was married to Ryan Sweeting from 2013 to 2016 and then was married to Karl Cook from 2018 to 2021. But 36-year-old Kaley is not married to 40-year-old Tom, because, I guess, Kaley doesn’t want to be the blonde version of JLo. She told Glamour that she’s never getting married again! Okay. Kaley and Tom went public with their love this past May, and now she’s announced that she’s going to have a little Kaley in the next few months.
Cuoco shared a series of sweet photos with Pelphrey on her page, including photos of an inside of a cake with pink frosting to reveal they are expecting a baby girl.
She also featured pictures of her baby bump as well as some different baby onesie outfits and a heartwarming shot of her holding up a positive pregnancy test while the couple looks lovingly at one another.
Tom followed suit and posted a few shots that look like long-lost footage from a drunken evening of kissing and eating cake (which is probably how Kaley got pregnant in the first place).
And Kaley also shared pictures of her baby-growing area:
Congrats to Kaley and Tom, but I’m sorry. I cannot condone the flinging around of a pregnancy piss stick to let us know you’re expecting a baby. An ultrasound will achieve the same results, plus you won’t have to worry about traces of urine trickling down the side of your hand. Sorry Kaley, but pregnant or not, that’s just nasty.
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