Kaley Cuoco And Her Husband Of Two Years Are Finally Moving In Together
Next month, certifiable horse girl Kaley Cuoco will finally move in with her certifiable horse girl husband Karl Cook. The Coucouple have been married since July of 2018, but have been waiting to move in together until they built a mansion big enough so that all of their horses can have their own bedroom. Karl, who is the son of Intuit billionaire Scott Cook, is a professional equestrian and was gifted his first horse at the age of 8. But apparently that horse had to live in the barn so now Karl is making up for a childhood of deprivation and struggle by giving all his ponies en suite bathrooms. And Kaley, well she’s just along for the ride! Get it, the ride. The. Ride. I am literally here all week.
According to People, Kaley has been living in New York working on an HBO Max series called The Flight Attendant. And Karl has been in California doing whatever it is rich horse girl men do with their lives, while continuing to look like an off-brand Dread Pirate Roberts. But Kaley’s show will wrap in April, and construction on the compound they’ve been building together has been completed. And since Kaley has broken Gwyneth Paltrow’s conscientious non-cohabiting record by a mile, they can finally live under the same roof as husband and wife and equus.
“We are built, we are so excited,” said Cuoco, 34. “We haven’t spent an evening in it yet. Actually Karl has been at home and I said ‘Why don’t you stay at the house?’ but he’s waiting for me to get there and have all the animals there.”
“When I wrap in April, that will be our first time in our new house,” she added. “We are going steady. He gave me his letterman jacket and we are moving in together.”
Here’s their new stove. Too bad neither of them cook, they just eat alfalfa and lick blocks of salt. Allegedly!
Apparently, even when Kaley and Karl were both living in California, Karl’s horse girl man activities kept them from sharing a hay bale.
During an appearance on The View in November, Cuoco explained that she and Cook were living apart “because of work and his business and his horses are a few hours away from where I was currently living.”
“We just haven’t been under the same roof. But by the way, it’s been working great and we love it,” she shared. “We love it, so I don’t know why people have such an issue.”
But do they really? Have an issue? Or do they just shrug and say, “that’s weird,” and move on with their lives? At any rate, I found out what rich horse girl men do with their lives. They glue golf balls on their horses’ heads and set up extensive surveillance infrastructure so they can catch them talking like humans in the night.
And after watching this video of these two reuniting after months apart, I’m really hoping Kaley got the date of their marriage tattooed inside her bottom lip this time, like they do on racehorses. It will make it easier to hide once the two year honeymoon is over and these two realize that playful bickering isn’t nearly as cute as they think it is.
Jesus that was painful to watch. They shoot horses, don’t they?
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