Afternoon Crumbs
Quick programming note: We’ll be around tomorrow and Sunday, but because Monday is Labor Day, we’ll be off to laboriously shove deliciousness and booze into our mouths. Now on to Crumbs.
It wouldn’t be a Friday before a holiday weekend without some celebrity break-up news. Case in point: About a year after Kaley Cuoco and Karl Cook finally moved in together, they have announced that their 3-year-old marriage is done. They released the usual celebrity split announcement by saying that there’s no drama, they still love and respect each other, and that they are simply going in “opposite directions.” Some might think Kaley is going in an “opposite direction” from Karl by running directly into the arms of her co-star Pete Davidson (see: these pictures). But I’m hoping that eventually, Kaley will make Bennifer seethe by reuniting with Henry Cavill to once again become the pap stroll’s greatest couple!!! – Just Jared
Dog The Bounty Hunter is somebody’s husband again, and no word if his vows included, “I, Dog, who is so not a racist homophobe, take you Francie Frane…” – E! News
Are you a high-powered mogul baby and want to let the world know it? Then get yourself a businesswoman onesie like the one Kristen Stewart wore to the Venice Film Festival – Tom + Lorenzo
The year is 2021 and David Crosby is still trashing Neil Young, calling Neil the most “self-centered” person he knows. So I think it’s safe to say that David Crosby’s last words will be, “And one more thing about that conceited trick Neil Young…” – HuffPo
If you’re still traumatized from constantly falling while wearing platform flip-flops in the 90s, do not click on this post starring Dakota Fanning (and some platform flip-flops) – Popoholic
FINALLY, some good news, Reservation Dogs got renewed for a second season – Pajiba
Princess Charlene is stable after she collapsed earlier this week and was taken to the hospital in South Africa. With that being said, Prince Albert claims that Charlene is going home to Monaco soon – Celebitchy
Pic: Wenn.com