When we last checked in on the status of Joshua Jackson and Jodie Turner-Smith’s forthcoming baby, said baby had officially passed their eviction date by several days, and still had not packed a single moving box yet. Not that I blame them; I wouldn’t want to leave the spot I’ve been locked down in for the past nine months, just to enter a new, less-cozy lockdown location. Well, their baby has arrived.
Bringing a child into the world is a terrifying prospect, even under the best of circumstances. But doing it now, when all of this is going on, must be positively horrifying. I’m pretty sure birth plans are cancelled for the foreseeable future (which is approximately 2 minutes from now). Even if your baby is destined to be rich and extremely good looking, there are too many petrifying variables at play. According to BuzzFeed, it’s got father-to-be Joshua Jackson shook. His wife Jodie Turner-Smith’s due date was yesterday, but as of yet, no Baby Turner-Smith-Jackson-Witter.
That sudden gravitational pull you felt some time in 2019 was the collective gasp of many women after finding out their Dawson’s Creek crush Joshua Jackson is possibly married and expecting his first kid. And although anticipating the birth of your first child should be a joyous occasion, Joshua’s alleged wife, Queen & Slim star Jodie Turner-Smith, is already plotting an exit strategy before their bundle of joy arrives. Because she doesn’t want her child raised in America AT ALL.
Today in beautiful people news, it appears as though Joshua Jackson’s swimmers may have made their way out of Dawson’s Creek and spawned upstream into Jodie Turner-Smith’s uterus. According to The Daily Mail, Jodie and Joshua were spotted at the airport leaving Berlin, and unless Jodie was smuggling a nice crusty Bauernbrot under her shirt, she’s likely baking her own bun. The couple were also wearing rings on those fingers, renewing rumors that the two have already gotten married and didn’t invite me to their wedding, which was rude. I would have liked to have been included.
Scruffy hotness Joshua Jackson of Dawson’s Creek and The Affair and Queen & Slim’s Jodie Turner-Smith made their rumored relationship public at the film’s premiere’s in L.A. on Thursday night. And they were both wearing some pretty telling jewelry. People is musing that they might be married. That would be annoyng seeing as it took me years to get him away from bland-ass Joey Potter and then that Diane Kruger trick and now Pacey might have gone and married this new girl?!?! WHEN WILL HE SEE ME FOR HIS ONE TRUE LOVE?
Shed no more tears for Joshua Jackson. After splitting up with Diane Kruger, his girlfriend of 10 years who unceremoniously went on to make a baby with Normal Reedus very quickly, it looks like Joshua is also ready to move on in a permanent and legally binding way. According to The Daily Mail, Joshua was seen in Beverly Hills with his current girlfriend, actress Jodie Turner-Smith, getting a marriage license. You might be saying to yourself, “ah, that’s nice”, and it is. The couple were first seen doing grown-folks stuff together at Usher’s 40th birthday party back in October of last year. But DM says there’s a little extra spice to this tale of boy-meets-girl because just 6 weeks ago, boy’s lips met a different girl when he was spotted dropping her off at the airport. Pacey would never!