Watch out, world! There’s a virile young man on the scene who’s just announced his credentials for admittance to the hallowed annals of the Seven Spawn Club where he joins loin-based luminaries Flavor Flav and Clint Eastwood (who actually has 8 if you count the American Sniper baby). According to People, Taylor Hanson, 37, recently MMM’bopped a seventh zygote into his wife of 18 years, Natalie Hanson. Jude Law and Alec Baldwin are reported to be shaking in their pants over being lapped by this young upstart with decades of fertile rutting on the horizon. And he did it all with the assistance of a single uterus! What a Himshero! That’s what we’re calling a male Shero, right?
White Sox Pitcher Michael Kopech Files For Divorce From “Riverdale’s” Vanessa Morgan Who Is Pregnant
Michael Kopech is a sportsball boy who pitches for the Chicago White Sox. Apparently he’s considered one of Major League Baseball’s “future stars”. His claim to fame ’round these parts is his two-year-long relationship with Atlanta blow-up doll Brielle Biermann, the daughter of Kim Zolciak of The Real Housewives of Atlanta. Michael and Brielle both appeared on Kim’s award-winning (Most Lip Fillers) docuseries, Don’t Be Tardy, until their break up in early 2018. 24-year-old Michael quickly moved on to Riverdale star Vanessa Morgan, the actress who called BULLSHIT on Riverdale’s treatment of Black characters, and the fact that she was paid less than her white co-stars.
During a messy Instagram Live last night, Aaron Carter held up what appeared to be a positive pregnancy test, which would more than imply that his girlfriend Melanie Martin is pregnant. Aaron then went to People magazine and confirmed that Melanie is really pregnant with his kid.
Bringing a child into the world is a terrifying prospect, even under the best of circumstances. But doing it now, when all of this is going on, must be positively horrifying. I’m pretty sure birth plans are cancelled for the foreseeable future (which is approximately 2 minutes from now). Even if your baby is destined to be rich and extremely good looking, there are too many petrifying variables at play. According to BuzzFeed, it’s got father-to-be Joshua Jackson shook. His wife Jodie Turner-Smith’s due date was yesterday, but as of yet, no Baby Turner-Smith-Jackson-Witter.