Category: Love In The Time Of Corona
Susan Sarandon Just Wants To Date Someone Who Has Been Vaccinated For COVID-19 And Doesn’t Care If They’re A Man Or Woman
Ah, the pandemic. Not exactly the easiest time to date. Well, not unless you’re a big fan of drinking in your underwear on the couch while donating half of your attention to a Zoom date that might end in an empty promise for a socially distanced date in a parking lot. Susan Sarandon is currently single and looking to mingle, but we all know mingling with an endless Tinder stream of untraceable strangers has been a bit of a social no-no since last March. At this point, Susan will happily date anyone, so long as they’re adventurous, and that they’ve recently been vaccinated.
Lucy Hale Was Photographed Kissing Skeet Ulrich
Love continues to blossom in the pandemic, because not everyone is locked inside their home, huddled around a big pump-bottle of hand sanitizer, searching the internet for answers to questions like, “Will wearing four masks protect me or should I just invest in a hazmat suit.” And one such love that has blossomed appears to be between Lucy Hale and Skeet Ulrich, a random pairing, but hey, it’s a pandemic, up is truly down at this point.
Pamela Anderson Got Married To Her Bodyguard On Christmas Eve
Early last year, 53-year-old Pamela Anderson “married” 75-year-old movie mogul Jon Peters and it lasted all of 12 days and was not even considered legal since they never finalized their marriage certificate. It was ridiculous, but ever the romantic, Pamela knew she wanted to try marriage once more. And she got her chance since she got with her 40-something bodyguard, Dan Hayhurst. Well, guess what, Pamela done pulled the trigger again! Pamela decided she wasn’t going to wait for Cardi B and Channing Tatum to remake The Bodyguard–she would do it herself! She married Dan on Christmas Eve making him her sixth marriage and fifth husband if you count Jon Peters–which Pam sure doesn’t. Welcome to the club, Dan!
The Pandemic Romance Of BenAna Is Over
This is not the news any of us want to read on a Monday. Not now, not ever. But sadly here we are. So please grab the tissues and pour out a large iced coffee from Dunkin’, then arm yourself with whatever coping skills you’ll need to deal with this devastating blow to love/celebrity pandemic photographers in Los Angeles. Ben Affleck and Ana de Armas have reportedly split up after nearly a year of dating and walking in public together.
Brad Pitt And Nicole Poturalski’s Whirlwind Quarantine Romance Is Over
Just a few days ago, Mieka was reporting that Brad Pitt’s rumored current lady Nicole Poturalski was seen on a date in Berlin with her husband Roland Mary, and that they looked, “more together than ever.” Naturally, I wasn’t surprised to hear that. After all, if I was married to one old rich dude and getting body slammed by a hot less-old famous dude, I’d have a twinkle in my eye and a warmth in my heart at all times too, regardless of who was sitting across from me at the dinner table. But as it turns out, Nicole and Roland were giving off extra-strong in-love vibes, because Roland might be the only man in her life at the moment. At the very least, Brad has exited the situation.
And funny enough, that’s not the only Brangelina-adjacent breakup that has recently happened. We’re also learning that Angelina Jolie has split from one of her divorce lawyers.
Courteney Cox Revealed She Hasn’t Seen Boyfriend Johnny McDaid Since Before The Pandemic
It’s been over seven months since that hag Corona V. forced North America into pandemic lockdown mode. Seven months of no touching, no socializing, and no free mouthin’ (eating, kissing, breathing). And Courteney Cox has been without her boyfriend, Johnny McDaid, that entire time. The 44-year-old member of the band Snow Patrol went to Europe for work in March, and the next day California closed its borders to visitors. We knew this. Back in May Courteney told mean ol’ Ellen that she was geographically separated from Johnny and “missed his touch” (translation: “I’m horny”). A bunch of months later, and Courteney shared a relationship update on her friend Foy Vance’s podcast The Vinyl Supper. And that update is: still separated! And probably still horny!