Last month, we learned that Halle Berry, who still isn’t divorced from Olivier Martinez, appeared to have a new special someone in her life, and all we knew about them was that they had feet and hairy legs. For all we knew, Halle was dating Nanny from Muppet Babies (hey, we don’t know what Nanny’s legs looked like under those green striped tights, and who are we to judge). Those who want to get with Nanny, now is the time to shoot your shot. Because that’s not who Halle is with. Halle has appeared to reveal the identity of her new man, and she did so by using a t-shirt to break the news.
If there has ever been a use for the tag “Love In The Time Of Corona,” this is it. Because the clock has barely done any ticking since we learned that Robert Pattinson reportedly tested positive for COVID-19. And now we’re seeing plenty of pictures of Robert and his girlfriend Suki Waterhouse engaging in a mask-wearing make-out session in a London park.
One of my favorite surprise corona quarantine couplings (say that five times fast) has been Chris Evans and Lily James, a couple that popped up like, “Surprise! We might be doing it?“. They were caught by paps in London hanging out together sans masks, which is the celebrity sign that they’re probably a thing. That was the summer, this is the fall. And just like the changing of the leaves, we might have a new papped-in-London acting couple to look at. Matt Smith and Emilia Clarke have been seen together, in London, sans masks. Oh, and there’s also a fun Lily James connection too! Something for everyone.
Rumors of a possible David Harbour/Lily Allen secret marriage have been going around for months. But turns out everything before this has been bullshit, because these two only officially got married on Monday, just a day after receiving their marriage license. The ceremony was in Las Vegas. With an Elvis officiant. And a reception at In-N-Out. Sorry, y’all, Britney Spears and Jason Alexander did it sixteen years ago. Hopefully, this union lasts longer than 55 hours (if they make it past tonight, that’s a win).
Katie Holmes’ on-and-off-again thing with Jamie Foxx finally settled on the off position last year after she supposedly dumped his ass. And while many people are sticking to glory holes to find safe love during this time of corona, Katie has apparently gone on a few dates with a “mystery date” who is no longer a mystery. And no, it’s not Chris Evans.
While many of us have only found love in the time of corona with our hand or a starter dildo, famous and famous-ish-ish types have found a way to find love with each other. Some coronatime couples include Timothee Chalamet and Eiza Gonzalez, Ashley Benson and G-Eazy, Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly, Brian Austin Green and Not My Tina Louise, and The Supremes of Lockdown Love, Ben Affleck and Ana de Armas. Well, joining them might be Maya Hawke, who is the daughter of Uma Thruman and Ethan Hawke and is in Stranger Things, and Tom Sturridge, who is best known to me as Sienna’s Miller’s Ex™ but has also done acting stuff too.