Category: It’s a Crime

Riza Aziz, Producer Of “Wolf Of Wall Street”, Has Been Charged With Serious Financial Crimes In Malaysia

July 5, 2019 / Posted by:

Back in 2018, the production company Red Granite Pictures had to pay $57 million to the US government in connection to some embezzlement charges. This was noteworthy because they produced the movie Wolf Of Wall Street which is all about money-grubbing liars. I wonder what drew them into producing the movie? Hmm… They ponied up the money but the gag was this was going from the US to Malaysia, because that’s the place where the money was embezzled from. But now, one of the main guys behind the money-stealing, Riza Aziz (that guy up in the picture with the wolf-portrayer himself, Leonardo DiCaprio), is getting charged with five counts of money laundering by the Malaysian government. You thought just the US would get you? Malaysia wants a piece too.

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Stan Lee Is Accusing A Former Business Associate Of Stealing His Blood

April 3, 2018 / Posted by:

Here’s a caper and a half for you: Apparently, one of Stan Lee’s former business associates had an internship with Hannibal Lecter only instead of creating elaborate tableaux from human flesh, Stan thinks this unnamed sir or madame stole his blood in order to make commemorative Marvel pens that write real blood. I know, right? What the fuck!

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Marky Mark, Josh Duhamel and Roman Reigns Were Named In A Steroids Ring

January 18, 2018 / Posted by:

If you haven’t seen the trailer for Roid Boyz starring Mark Wahlberg, Josh Duhamel and WWE star Roman Reigns it’s because it doesn’t exist. But if it did, it would be a true life tale of celebrities getting caught up in a illegal steroids ring directed by YouTuber Jon Bravo. According to TMZ, the three sides of beef (well, two and a half, I don’t think Josh can boast the bulk) got fingered by roid dealer Richard Rodriguez who flapped his gums to Jon from prison.

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R. Kelly Got Burgled Blind While Out On Tour

December 7, 2017 / Posted by:

For a change, R. Kelly is the victim of a story. R. Kelly got burgled big time while he was away on tour in New Orleans and police believe a criminal mastermind named Alfonso Walker is the one who did it. Alfonso used to do odd jobs for Kelly but apparently felt compelled to answer a higher calling.

The New York Daily News reports that two of Kelly’s Atlanta houses (one owned and the other rented) had everything that wasn’t nailed down snatched in broad daylight reportedly under Alfonso’s direction. It’s alleged that Alfonso got a crew together to pose as movers and cleaned out every room in both houses. When a housekeeper arrived at one of the houses, she called the police and told them “everything was gone”.

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