Category: Least Racist

Morgan Wallen May Not Have Actually Donated $500,000 To Black Causes, As He Promised

September 21, 2021 / Posted by:

Morgan Wallen may have lied about donating a lot of money to Black causes after his n-word controversy, as Rolling Stone did an investigation into his claim and found that the math was not mathing. One organization roasted his post-n-word racial efforts, and called Morgan’s number “exceptionally misleading.” Well, maybe Morgan is as good with numbers as he is with racial issues?

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Morgan Wallen Says He Used The N-Word In A “Playful” Manner, TEE-HEE!

July 23, 2021 / Posted by:

Morgan Wallen is the 28-year-old country singer who got booted from Saturday Night Live because he was a Covidiot and then got booted from everything else because he got caught slinging the N-word casually with his friends. Morgan is now in damage control mode and during an interview with Michael Strahan for Good Morning America, he talked about how he’s learned so much and what the N-word means to him, or whatever. He explained his use of the word as “playful.” So I think we all can expect his next album to be called Playful Racism: An Apology to Black People.

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Prince William Denounced “Racist Abuse” Against Black Football Players After England’s European Championship Loss

July 12, 2021 / Posted by:

Prince William may not have participated in THAT conversation, but it looks like he is ready to have a different one where he acknowledges that racism in Britain actually exists. From the official Twitter account for The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge, William tweeted that he is “sickened” by the “racist abuse” directed at the Black players on England’s soccer team after they lost to Italy in last night’s European Championship final. Just think how differently things might have worked between him and his brother Prince Harry had Meghan Markle just put on some knee pads and led the country to its “first international finals appearance in more than 50 years” (via NPR). William and Harry might be on much better terms now had William been sickened by racist abuse a little sooner.

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Taryn Manning Says She Felt A “Social Responsibility” To Take The Title Role In “Karen”

June 24, 2021 / Posted by:

I hope all those nasty people on Twitter who roasted the trailer for the movie Karen starring Taryn Manning feel bad for what they’ve said once they learn that it’s not the derivative, hastily slapped together cash-grab they made it out to be. Specific apologies are due to Taryn herself from folks who made fun of her having spent the last couple of years embodying the role she was born to play. According to Deadline, Taryn didn’t take the role for money or attention, she did it “to affect change around the globe.” Joke’s on all those haters too because that shit worked! The world has never been less racist than it is right now.

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Prince Philip’s Cause Of Death Was Released And Prince William And Duchess Kate Launched A YouTube Channel

May 5, 2021 / Posted by:

Forget all those conspiracy theories that have been flying around since Prince Philip was laid to rest. He wasn’t poisoned or strangled by an enemy of the crown who snuck into Windsor Castle disguised as an under butler or chambermaid. And he didn’t die from fright after catching a glimpse of his reflection while checking his teeth for watercress using a fish knife. Newsweek reports that the official cause of death listed on the 99.8-year-old’s death certificate is “old age,” simple as that, putting to bed any rumors that a hermit living in the hills behind Balmoral Castle cursed him with life-everlasting many centuries ago. And lest the entirety of the British Monarchy likewise die from old age, Prince William is stepping up as the hip, new, least racist face of the British Royal Family. He and Duchess Kate have launched a YouTube channel! Cue Prince Harry laughing in Netflix. “L00,000,000,000,000,000.00L!

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“The Talk” Is Now On Extended Hiatus As Leah Remini Reports On Sharon’s Past Racist And Homophobic Talk

March 17, 2021 / Posted by:

Don’t bother looking for a new episode of The Talk today, CBS hasn’t decided if Sharon Osbourne’s continued employment is compatible with having “a diverse, inclusive and respectful workplace” just yet. According to Sharon’s former co-host Leah Remini, it sure as hell wasn’t back when she was on the show. Entertainment Tonight reports that Leah told journalist Yashar Ali that Sharon “frequently” used racist and homophobic language when talking about co-hosts Julie Chen and Sara Gilbert. Leah also backed up Holly Robinson Peete’s claims that Sharon used the word “ghetto” and says that Sharon also referred to her “as a WOP and Guinea.” Meanwhile, Sharon still insists she’s not racist in the least, so it looks like CBS has got a real mystery on their hands!

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