Meet Shredder, the pet rescue raccoon who both loooves water and refuses to believe that it’s a liquid, not a solid. In a recent video posted by his human, Shredder uses his cute little paws and teeny tiny mouth in a futile attempt to catch the water coming out of a garden hose. Awwww, da baby is confuse-ed! Continue reading
Henry Winkler Showed Donald Trump He’s Not The Only Septuagenarian Who Can Drink A Glass Of Water With One Hand
Over the weekend as Donald Trump geared up for his big Tulsa campaign rally, I was bracing myself for the absolute worst. I can’t tell you how relieved I was to see it was a bigger flop than Ishtar. Not in my wildest dreams could have I imagined a more delightful outcome than Trump’s big rally turning out two sublime self-owns the likes of which haven’t been seen since that Nazi’s face melted off when he opened the Ark of the Covenant at that rally in Raiders of the Lost Ark. First, there was Trump’s 15-minute long explanation about why he walked down that ramp at West Point Academy the previous week, looking like Mr. Magoo in a whiteout wearing 6” heels. Then Trump tried his hand at prop comedy by proving he can drink a glass of water with one hand— a feat that was silently mocked by a lushly bearded Henry Winkler on Twitter.
So you’ve got a movie coming out. Time to pick out an outfit for the premiere, get a pedicure, and ruffle the feathers of a marginalized community. Now, I hear you, “but I AM part of a marginalized community”. Well boo fucking hoo, it doesn’t matter! Now go get yourself dragged up and down Twitter! Gina Rodriguez is the latest celebrity to find herself on the back foot after being accused of having a history of espousing anti-black sentiment. And when she finally took steps to address the backlash head-on, many people felt she gave a masterclass on Performative Tears For The Stage And Screen.