Kanye West Pretty Much Admits That His Presidential Campaign Is Designed To Hurt Joe Biden’s Chances
Kanye West is supposed to be focusing on Operation: Save His Shit Marriage in an “island fortress” somewhere in the Dominican Republican, but I guess Pimp Mama Kris’ Zoom call presentation, where she uses storyboards to show how they can stretch out the inevitable KimYe divorce for maximum attention and profits, doesn’t take all day. Because Kanye managed to pull himself away for a minute to talk to his good friends at Forbes about how the Donald Trump campaign is helping him get on the ballot in certain states. That move makes it look like Kanye2020 is a reboot of JillStein2016, and he didn’t deny that, but he later tweeted that his goal is to win it all. So basically he’s Amber Rose’s three fingers and the presidential race is his booty hole because he’s all the way in.
Prince Harry Thinks Social Media Needs A Major Overhaul
Anyone who has ever wondered what they did to have an Instagram feed full of targeted ads for control-top leggings knows there could be improvements made to the algorithm (no really, why do I get so many). Prince Harry, truly a man of the, “Fix it if it’s broke” mentality, gave his thoughts on the current state of social media. Harry has written an editorial for Fast Company in which he explains that social media is a huge mess right now, and it could probably use a makeover.
Cardi B Released “WAP,” Her New Single With Megan Thee Stallion
Time to update my will, because I’ve got a new favorite song to play on loop at my funeral! It’s Cardi B’s “WAP”, featuring Megan Thee Stallion. WAP stands for “Wet Ass Pussy”, because of course it does. Last night both the song and the music video were released. The video was directed by Colin Tilley (the auteur also behind Nicki Minaj’s “Anaconda”), and features cameos from Normani, Rosaliá, Rubi Rose, Sukihana, Mulatto, and… Kylie Jenner.
“WAP” is Cardi’s first single as a lead artist since last year, and it’s the first new music Megan’s released since she was tragically shot in both feet last month (after a pool party that Kylie Jenner was at). Yesterday Cardi posted a video on Instagram announcing she’d be dropping the single that night, but, tragically, the censored YouTube music video would replace the words “wet ass pussy” with “wet and gushy”. Um, that’s far grosser, honestly.
A Man Claims Ellen DeGeneres Bullied Him In The 70s When He Was An 11-Year-Old
Ellen DeGeneres has recently been Lea Michele-ed as awful stories about her and her show have trickled into the mainstream. As an investigation into the toxic environment of her show goes down, more stories about Ellen being a devil on earth are coming out including one from way back in the day. A man named Ben Gravolet told a tale to The Daily Mail about how Ellen was a monster before she was rich, famous, and powerful. According to Ben, a 20-something Ellen worked for his mom back in the 70s and bullied him. Yup, here comes the “Ellen devours the souls of children” stories.
The FBI Might Not Have Been Looking For Guns When They Raided Jake Paul’s House
It would appear that Jake Paul’s recent home raid situation might have just gotten upgraded from a “Yikes” to a full-blown “Not dope” (just trying to use slang that his 10-year-old fans would understand). Two days ago, the real-life Idiocracy character found his Calabasas home filled with dozens of federal agents, who had obtained a search warrant on his house.
At the time, the reason for why they were there was a bit of a mystery. Some thought it might have something to do with Jake’s recent conversion to The Church of LMFAO, which holds high the belief that you never stop party rocking, not even in the middle of a global pandemic. Others suspected it had something to do with illegal firearms, as many agents were seen confiscating guns from the property. TMZ believes it has everything to do with Jake’s alleged participation in the looting of an Arizona mall during Black Lives Matters protests.
YouTubers Alex And Alan Stokes Face Four Years In Prison For A Bank Robbery “Prank”
23-year-old twins, Alex and Alan Stokes, are YouTubers with over 4 million subscribers and their latest “prank” got them charged with felonies, and now they face up to four years in prison. No, this isn’t some police overreaction to a whoopie cushion situation. These dumbasses faked a whole bank robbery and got an Uber driver held up at gunpoint. It’s the #AlmostGetSomeoneElseShotChallenge!