We all know Rosie O’Donnell’s favorite pastime is holding a grudge, as she has exhibited with former Cheeto in Charge Donald Trump. But aside from their ongoing battle, Rosie has also been very outspoken towards others like Bill Cosby and 70’s pop tart Leif Garrett, whom she claims turned her talk show green room into a crack den. But of all the Beefs she’s been entangled with, the one that stings the most is her longstanding battle with Ellen DeGeneres. The former Queen of Kind quickly melted into a puddle of tears shouting, “What a world!” once she was exposed as the Wicked Witch of Hollywood. Now, as Ellen awaits the proper amount of time to try and be our favorite wacky neighbor once again, Rosie is reminding everyone why she and Ellen have had issues in the first place.
Paris Hilton revealed the name of her and Carter Reum’s baby boy, who was born via surrogate last month. And yes, Paris followed in the footsteps of her parents and named her kid after a city. Lemme guess… Mesquite? Shreveport? Boise? All gorgeous options. But Paris went with something that she felt symbolized life’s “disasters and triumphs”: Phoenix. Huh. I woulda gone with something more literal, like Warsaw, but you do you, Paris.
Portia de Rossi Surprised Wife Ellen DeGeneres With A Vow Renewal Ceremony Officiated By Kris Jenner
What do you get for the couple who already have everything? That was the question that was surely dogging the minds of those who arrived at Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi’s house thinking they were going to a birthday party, when in fact, it was a surprise vow renewal ceremony officiated by Kris Jenner. Imagine showing up with a cute little birthday card and some flowers for Portia’s 50th only to find out you’re at a fucking wedding and somebody already got them Brandi Carlisle. And you know damn well that Kris keeps Kenny G on retainer, so that’s out. And there’s no way Ellen isn’t keeping track of who brought what and how much it cost even though she also thought it was just a birthday party until Portia came waltzing into the … whatever you call the room in the castle where you keep your indentured troubadour, wearing “the gorgeous Zac Posen wedding dress from the couple’s 2008 nuptials.” Yes, it still fits!
Open Post: Hosted By Harry Styles Splitting His Pants In Front Of His Crush Jennifer Aniston During His Show
We can probably assume that 28-year-old Harry Styles has a little thing for women older than him. We watched in discomfort as he spent some time lapping up 38-year-old Olivia Wilde’s special salad dressing that Jason Sudeikis was willing to risk his life for. And about three years ago, Harry appeared on Ellen DeDeneres’ show and revealed during her usually awkward and humiliating “Burning Questions” segment that his first celebrity crush was Jennifer Aniston–who’s 25 years his senior. Last night, Harry was able to show his boyhood crush what he’s working with; because in the middle of his show, the crotch of his pants ripped open as Jennifer (and thousands of others) watched from the audience.
Now that we know the dance segments during Ellen DeGeneres‘ talk show were probably her attempt to bob and weave an invisible Satan finally coming to collect her rotted soul, her old interviews have become hard to watch. And since the internet loves to remind us of how things used to be, there are many examples of Ellen’s now infamous cruelty on display during a time when we thought she was just being funny and quirky. Now in hindsight, we realize Ellen’s kind of an asshole. And 2022’s reigning dinner date queen Emily Ratajkowski recently came across two ancient interviews with Ellen and Zane Lowe featuring the Baroness of Beautiful Gowns, Taylor Swift. And EmRata chose not to be kind in her response to Ellen’s behavior with Taylor.
Ellen DeGeneres And Portia de Rossi Bought A $70 Million Oceanfront Compound, Making Santa Barbara County Real Estate History
Two quite petite blond women have significantly upgraded their living conditions with the $70 million purchase of a 9,000 square ft, 5-bedroom, 8-bath home on 3.5 acres and an additional 6.6-acre vacant lot in Carpinteria, CA, marking the “priciest residential deal in Santa Barbara County history,” according to Dirt. The women, married “entertainers” Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi, have no children and at this time, do not appear to have any plans to construct a gothic mansion on the property to house and educate orphaned children and teens with special powers. They do, however, reportedly have a lot of houseplants with special needs that weren’t being met at any of the couple’s other homes in the area, which include three “cottages” and a horse ranch in Montecito and an estate in Bel Air, presumably all with inadequate sun.