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Julia Fox Says Her Relationship With Kanye West Hurt Her Acting Career

November 9, 2022 / Posted by:

Julia Fox has become more famous for her three-second relationship with Kanye West than she has for her illustrious acting career. That is until you realize she hasn’t really been in much outside of her role in Uncut Gems. Uncut Gems was critically acclaimed, and Julia’s performance got good reviews, so you’d think her acting career would only go up from there. But well, a little thing called “being Kanye West’s new dress-up mannequin” messed with that, unsurprisingly. Julia now says that being with Kanye did not pay off when it came to booking roles. Well, maybe Julia should submit pap video of her and Ye to casting agents with the note, “This is me giving me the performance of a lifetime as Kanye West’s girlfriend.

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The FBI Says That The Gun In The “Rust” Shooting Could Not Have Gone Off By Itself And The Trigger Was Pulled

August 14, 2022 / Posted by:

Well, the FBI should prepare for several voicemails from an extra ragey-voiced Alec Baldwin where he reams them a new one as Hilaria Baldwin spews out several Spanish curse words in the background (while reading off of a list of Spanish curse words she Googled just seconds before). Because according to ABC News, the FBI’s investigation into the Rust shooting has wrapped up and they’ve concluded that the gun that killed cinematographer Halyna Hutchins, and injured director Joel Souza, did not go off by itself and the trigger was pulled. This is despite Alec Baldwin claiming that he never ever pulled the trigger.

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Bella Hadid Admits She’s Had A Nose Job (But Says That’s All She’s Had Done)

March 15, 2022 / Posted by:

Bella Hadid appears on the April issue of Vogue, and inside she reveals what pretty much everyone has suspected each time an old picture of her resurfaces on the internet – that her current nose is not the nose she was born with. But anything else on Bella’s face that might raise suspicion is just your mind playing tricks on you, according to Bella. Bella says nothing else has been done to her face.

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Bradley Cooper Talked About The Lady Gaga Romance Rumors From 2019

November 17, 2021 / Posted by:

Remember when Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper hit the stage of the 91st annual Academy Awards back in 2019, and gave the kind of over-the-top performance of the Oscar-winning original song “Shallow” that had people nervously wondering how gross and slimy that shared piano bench was after they finally got up from it? It had a lot of people wondering what was going on between Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper, who was with Irina Shayk at the time. Lady Gaga played a little coy and said that it was two people who made a love story, that wanted everyone to believe they were in love. Now, two years later, Bradley Cooper is like, yeah, we were absolutely faking it. In case you didn’t already figure that out….

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Harry Styles Finally Confirmed What His Song “Watermelon Sugar” Is All About

October 3, 2021 / Posted by:

When Harry Styles, the Beyonce of One Direction, released his Grammy-winning single Watermelon Sugar in 2019, he left much to the imagination of what the lyrics meant, but mainly for those who are remedial and don’t read between the lines. Now, Olivia Wilde’s boyfriend has finally cleared up the meaning behind the song by letting everyone know that it is indeed about the sweet nectar between a lady’s thighs.

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Kanye West Pretty Much Admits That His Presidential Campaign Is Designed To Hurt Joe Biden’s Chances

August 7, 2020 / Posted by:

Kanye West is supposed to be focusing on Operation: Save His Shit Marriage in an “island fortress” somewhere in the Dominican Republican, but I guess Pimp Mama Kris’ Zoom call presentation, where she uses storyboards to show how they can stretch out the inevitable KimYe divorce for maximum attention and profits, doesn’t take all day. Because Kanye managed to pull himself away for a minute to talk to his good friends at Forbes about how the Donald Trump campaign is helping him get on the ballot in certain states. That move makes it look like Kanye2020 is a reboot of JillStein2016, and he didn’t deny that, but he later tweeted that his goal is to win it all. So basically he’s Amber Rose’s three fingers and the presidential race is his booty hole because he’s all the way in.

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