Category: Music Videos

Janelle Monáe Has Gone Viral For Her Sexy New Music Video (And For A Clip Of Her Flashing Her Titties)

May 12, 2023 / Posted by:

Janelle Monáe has a new album coming out next month, The Age of Pleasure, and she just released the video for her new single, “Lipstick Lover”. Billboard describes the sexy vid as “a savory visual highlighting [Janelle’s] adoration for women”. Translation: so many butts, so many boobs. Obviously, this entire post is NSFW (NippleS & Fannies [not the British kind], Woohoo)!

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Paris Hilton Had Thoughts About Her Sex Tape Being Parodied In Pink’s “Stupid Girls” Music Video

March 17, 2023 / Posted by:

It feels unnatural to write that new mom Paris Hiltonhad thoughts,” but as we know, she maintains that her dumb bimbo label is just an “archetype!” (stereotype). According to Paris’ recently released and brilliantly titled memoir, Paris: The Memoir, in which she admitted to lying about voting FOR Donald Trump, she shared that she didn’t love the very persona she’s leaned in to for her entire time in the public eye being poked fun at when Pink spoofed her sex tape, One Night in Paris, in her Stupid Girls video. And though the sex tape and then Pink’s video happened almost twenty years ago, and Paris just brought it up again and immortalized it in her book, she says she doesn’t hold a grudge.

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Here’s Taylor Swift’s Latest “Midnights” Video Release For “Lavender Haze”

January 27, 2023 / Posted by:

Only being a casual observer of Taylor Swift’s oeuvre, I have no option but to take her new video for Lavender Haze from the Midnights album at face value. However, according to Elle, “there are ample Easter eggs in it referencing her past, lyrics, and possible future music releases.” And in a way, that much was clear even for someone like me who is more familiar with Taylor’s work as a semi-professional litigant and in Cats. Taylor’s as rich as the day is long, so no matter the cost of eggs in #thesetryngtimes, it’s no wonder she’s been hoarding them for Lavender Haze. Because as far as I can tell, Taylor spends the entirety of the video crop-dusting her lover, herself, and her new Diversity 2.0 posse of pals with her visibly noxious, rotten Easter egg farts. I never want to hear about Taylor not sacrificing her vanity for her art ever again. She nasty!

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Here’s The Final Cut Of “Gotta Be You” From “80 For Brady” Feat. Dolly Parton, Cyndi Lauper, Gloria Estefan And Their Kid Sister Belinda Carlisle

January 20, 2023 / Posted by:

Dolly Parton famously wrote I Will Always Love You and Jolene on the same night, so it should be no surprise that she was able to squirt out a dribbly little ditty as a favor to a couple of old friends in less time than it takes her to remove her false eyelashes at the end of the day. When Dolly’s homegirls Jane Fonda and Lily Tomlin found themselves in a bind, having agreed to go against God’s Plan by signing up for starring roles in Tom Brady’s mid-post-post-career vanity project, 80 for Brady, alongside Sally Field and Rita Moreno, and needed help, Dolly was right there to lend a hand. And Dolly’s no Rose from Titanic! Her door is as wide as it is strong, and it’s always open to a friend in need. Dolly secured her rings and baubles and such before reaching her hand down into the frigid, inky-black depths of Tom’s ego and pulled her girls to safety. She then got her little orange emergency whistle out and started looking for other innocent souls at risk of drowning in Tom’s insatiable abyss. As dawn arose on that fateful night, Dolly’s door was teeming with refugees from the floating wreckage of Tom’s post-divorce career.

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Adele Finally Released The Video For “I Drink Wine” And Said Taylor Swift’s One Of The Greatest Songwriters Of Our Generation

October 26, 2022 / Posted by:

A year ago, all anyone could talk about was Adele’s much anticipated fourth album, 30. “When’s 30 coming out?! It’s been six years since 25! I’m gonna go fucking apeshit if Adele doesn’t give us 30!!!” Adele finally released the album’s first single,Easy On Me,” and its music video in mid-October 2021. The next month, the full album came out. Soon, the album’s second single, “I Drink Wine” was announced. During an appearance on YouTube’s NikkieTutorials, Adele shared that the song’s music video had been shot and “it’s the campiest thing you’ll ever see.” She even boasted that it would inspire peoples’ 2022 Halloween costumes. But then… nothing. The song “Oh My God” quietly replaced “I Drink Wine” as 30’s second single, and its video was released in January. After that, all the Adele headlines focused on her Las Vegas residency disaster. Cut to today: the official “I Drink Wine” music video arrived! I guess right in time for Halloween? Great, just a few days to find a white bathing suit, a black and gold sequin swim cap, and a glass of vino (OK, that last one’s easy).

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Demi Lovato Recreated Her Overdose for The Video For “Dancing With The Devil”

April 2, 2021 / Posted by:

Last month we officially changed the D in DListed so it stands for Demi Lovato. She’s been out there talking about her new documentary, album, sexuality, engagement, and haircut. And yesterday we learned she’s maybe-flinging with Noah Cyrus (but probably not)? Her new album, “Dancing with the Devil… the Art of Starting Over” was finally released today and the music video for the single “Dancing with the Devil” dropped at midnight. It’s about Demi’s 2018 relapse and overdose, and the video recreates the near-death event. So lots of smudged eyeliner and hospital rooms. Britney Spears and the other geniuses behind Everytime should sue!

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