Category: Cardi B
Cardi B And Her Sister Hennessy Are Getting Sued For Calling Hamptons Beachgoers “Racist MAGA Supporters”
Uh oh. Cardi B better get her WAP (Wisest Attorney Paid) ASAP (As Soon Ass Pussible) so they can handle her latest legal issue. As if her looming divorce wasn’t enough, Cardi, her sister Hennessy Carolina, and Hennessy’s girlfriend Michelle Diaz are all getting sued for defamation by Peter Caliendo, Pauline Caliendo and Manuel Alarcon.
Earlier this month, the plaintiffs (one of whom was wearing a MAGA hat) got into an altercation with Hennessy and Michelle at a Hampton’s beach. Cardi tweeted out Hennessy’s Instagram story video of the incident, claiming the group harassed her sister to move her car, all because she and Michelle are an “Afro/Hispanic gay couple”. Hennessy says the group overheard her and Michelle speaking Spanish while they were parking, and one of them told her to “go back to her country”.
The Trump supporters’ story is that Hennessy approached them in a rage, “spitting, insulting and threatening them just because one of them was wearing a MAGA hat”. They say the video posted to Twitter posted was edited to make them seem racist.
Cardi B Claims That Non-Stop Fighting (And Not Cheating) Was What Led To The End Of Her Marriage With Offset
Cardi B decided to take her WAP to greener pastures and filed for divorce from Offset after three years of marriage. Everyone figured that Cardi got sick of Offset’s wandering dick since Offset is Offset. Cheating was the main suspect of the breakup since his wandering penis was what broke them up the first time and he really seemed to be up to his old tricks. Sources claimed that Offset has been cheating the entire time and Cardi looked the other way for the sake of their 2-year-old daughter Kulture. But now Cardi is saying that she and Offset just fought too much and so she had to end things. Question: Were the fights about his wandering dick, or…? Just couldn’t agree on what overpriced purse to buy their 2-year-old?
Cardi B’s Camp Slapped Down The Rumor That Offset Fathered A Secret Love Child
As we all know (and saw coming) Cardi B filed for divorce from Offset and it was reported that his chronic stepping out is what finally led to her calling the time of death on their three-year marriage. Sources claimed that Cardi knew that Offset was a cheating slut but stayed in the marriage for the sake of their daughter, Kulture. But eventually, Cardi had enough and filed legal papers to be done with Offset for good. Because of Offset’s reputation as a cheater, there was a rumor that Cardi put him on the curb after finding out that he put a baby in his side piece. Cardi has denied this rumor, but then again, Wendy Williams also initially denied that her cheater husband fathered a baby with another and that secret baby turned out to be very, very real.
Cardi B Reportedly Had Enough Of Offset’s Cheating, But Still Wants An Amicable Divorce
Cardi B apparently got sick and tired of huffing the cheater fumes wafting off of Offset and filed for divorce from him after three years of marriage. They last broke up in 2018 because Offset’s dick could not stay in one place (Cardi’s WAP) but she eventually took him back. But now sources are saying that Cardi has realized that cheating hos are gonna cheat, and that Offset was at it again so she’s done with him for good. In Cardi’s divorce papers, she asked for full custody of their 2-year-old daughter Kulture, and child support. But Cardi apparently didn’t mean to go that hard and is now pulling back.
Open Post: Hosted By Sir Andrew Lloyd Webber’s Little Remix of WAP
Andrew Lloyd Webber has more money than God, not to mention every award imaginable––he’s one of 15 EGOTs. He is one of the most successful composers in history, responsible for dozens of huge Broadway musicals, including Cats, Evita and Jesus Christ Superstar. And even HE couldn’t turn Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion’s “WAP” into anything better than the original.
There’s Three Words That Cardi B Says She’ll Never Rap (And She’s Already Rapped One Of Them)
And no, the three words aren’t: I love Nicki.
Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion’s musical tribute to panty pudding is #1 on the Billboard Hot 100 for the second week in a row, and to keep the WAP momentum going, she did an interview with Australia’s Kyle & Jackie O radio show and told them the three words that will never leap off of her tongue in a song because it gives her the icks. And well, we do know that on top of those the words, the words, “praise Melania Trump”, will never be said or typed by Cardi, because after a troll randomly compared Cardi B and Melania Trump during last night’s Republican National Convention, Cardi’s WAP clapped back twice. And yes, I got a little WAP juice in my eye during that “clap-back.”