Cardi B Gave Testimony In A $5 Million Lawsuit Against Her And It Is Exactly What’d You’d Expect From Her
Cardi B testified in court for a $5 million lawsuit against her and it went exactly how you think it did. Michael Brophy Jr., is suing Cardi because she used his back tattoo without permission on the cover of her mixtape, Gangsta Bitch Music Vol, 1. Oh to be a fly on that wall and hear all those professional law people saying, “Gangsta Bitch Music Volume One,” so many times. Cardi was questioned in the lawsuit and it is pure entertainment. She referenced The Powerpuff Girls, called herself “a gangster”, got angry, overshared, and complained about being there.
AllHipHop News says that Cardi B has a new arch-nemesis and their name is NYPD. Cardi took aim at the New York Police Department on her social media after they allegedly cancelled an event her friend was throwing to give away school supplies to student. The thing is, the NYPD apparently didn’t even know about this and the Department of Education has clarified that the event has not been cancelled, just postponed. Looks like Cardi jumped the gun on this one! Not that she’s acted out of pocket ever before.
A Cardi B concert was abruptly canceled yesterday due to an “unverified threat” in Indiana. No word if the unverified threat was actually just Nicki Minaj trying to return a shoe Cardi once threw at her or one of Cardi’s former strip club clients that she drugged and robbed coming to ask for a refund. Either way, it seems like everyone’s safety was considered and the concert was rescheduled for a later date.
Cardi B has been dipping her toe into the political spectrum for a little while now. Previously she went off on the government shutdown when she let us know about how the people in charge needed to get their shit together. While the government is no longer shut down, the message to get shit together still stands–and so Cardi B has decided to really take a step further towards bettering our society. Recently, she sat down with Democratic Presidential hopeful Bernie Sanders to talk politics, because that’s where we’re at now. Why not? Like, we may as well?
Earlier this year, Cardi B admitted in an Instagram Live that during her strippers days, she used to drug and rob dudes who took her back to their hotel for some fuck time fun. She said this:
“I had to go strip, I had to go, ‘Oh yeah, you want to fuck me? Yeah yeah yeah, let’s go back to this hotel,’ and I drugged niggas up and I robbed them. That’s what I used to do.”
Folks instantly clutched their pearls because Cardi is way too wholesome to ever do anything like that, right? Well, she’s back again to discuss what was going on during that time because now she’s being accused of not only robbing her victims, but raping them as well.
Ever since it was announced that this Hustlers movie was a thing, I was honestly excited. Cardi B (yes, she’s trying to act now), Jennifer Lopez, Lizzo, Lili Reinhart, Keke Palmer, and Constance Wu pretending to be scammer-strippers? And Julia Stiles, too? Sign me up!
But it turns out that this movie is actually a deep-commentary on the state of unequal monetary affairs in our deeply-unequal modern capitalist economy! Strippers and anti-capitalist propaganda? And it kind of looks a mess. This movie was made for me! Continue reading