Cardi B appears on REVOLT’s The Jason Lee Show tonight, talking to the other Jason Lee about her relationship with Offset, their marital issues, etc. And I mean, that’s a lot of ground to cover between her half-assed divorce attempt and all of the hiding of his phone that Offset does. But Cardi is sticking by her man, and she says as much in her interview. She better because Cardi almost went to jail for that man, and pleaded out for arranging a strip club beatdown on the woman who slept with him. And she almost got in trouble again, as Cardi did not manage to complete the measly amount of community service she was sentenced to and had to go back to court over it.
Cardi B Responds To People Who Say She Has No Right To Complain About The Rising Price Of Groceries Because She’s Rich
Long gone are the days when you could go to the grocery store and purchase eggs and bacon without it costing $150. And these overly inflated prices aren’t just affecting those of us surviving on ramen and crumbs shook from the toaster. The high prices are also eating away at the rich, summoning constant champion of complaining Cardi B to inform us she, too, is one of the people. Well, not really, since “the people” aren’t worth tens of millions of dollars, but according to Cardi, that’s almost as much as what it costs to feed her family, and she thinks it’s absolutely ridiculous. But of course, Twitter isn’t here for her whining, so she responded in true Cardi fashion.
You may not know this, but Madonna has a huge obsession with sex. And if you will recall, thirty years ago, she became a pioneer of softcore story time when she released a picture book titled, you guessed it, S.E.X. Over the weekend, Madge took to Instagram to let everyone know she should be praised for being the originator of orgasms during a time when sex was kind of a taboo subject. And during her gentle reminder, she named Kim Kardashian and Cardi B as folks who are doing what she did back when cordless phones were the new technology (God, we’re old). Well, Cardi didn’t take too kindly to Madge’s words and immediately said something. But now, their war is over before it could even really begin.
Back in the prehistoric era of 2018 Cardi B was still adjusting to the craziness of fame, yet she kept one of her bloody shoes firmly planted in the streets just in case somebody tried to test her. And that’s exactly what allegedly happened when a fight broke out at Angels Strip Club in New York when she was accused of plotting an attack on two female bartenders, sisters Jade and Baddie Gi. The case was set to go to trial next week, but Cardi has dodged that by pleading guilty and settling for the lesser punishment of community service.
The world lost a vibrant voice in Hip Hop a few days ago when Philadelphia-born rapper PnB Rock was gunned down in Los Angeles. His death sent waves of condolences throughout the industry, but it hasn’t been without its fair share of controversy. Because, as you already know, most people these days are mean idiots with too many opinions and not enough common sense. Enter aging middle school bully Nicki Minaj and her cranky arch-nemesis Cardi B. Instead of simply typing “RIP PnB Rock” and keeping it moving they both have decided to make his death about themselves with their opinions about who’s to blame for this tragedy.
Now that Cardi B has returned to her true calling of causing Twitter wars there’s a new allegation that her husband Offset had an illicit affair with fellow multicolored wig rapped Saweetie. It all started when a Twitter user decided to have a little fun at Cardi’s expense by bringing up a court case from 2020 that’s still pending. And since Cardi doesn’t know how to walk away from anything, as soon as she realized someone was talking shit she put on her boxing gloves and rang the bell herself to begin Round 1.