Last time on “Keeping Up with the Kardashian-West Marriage Krisis”, Kim Kardashian was still on the fence about splitting from Kanye West. After he ignored her calls for a month, Kim flew out to her husband’s compound in Wyoming, allegedly with the intention of ending things. Did the kouple rekonnect in Kowboy Kountry? Or did Kim realize it wasn’t a good look to divorce someone in the middle of a very public breakdown? Either way, these two are giving it another shot.
Kim, Kanye, and their four kids jumped on their private jet and flew to an island outside of America. TMZ says they wanted “an appropriate setting to try and save their marriage”. And, here’s the kicker (brace yourself)… there will be NO PHOTOS. No selfies, no reality TV cameras, no paps. Jesus Christ. If a Kardashian doesn’t get filmed, does she even exist? My money’s on Kim fading away like Marty McFly in Back to the Future.
An inside source tells TMZ that the family is staying in an island “fortress”. A remote estate virtually impenetrable against trespassers and paparazzi. I’m imagining a gigantic moat full of man-hungry alligators, and camouflaged bodyguards with bow and arrows hiding in the trees. The Daily Mail adds that the remote island is in the Caribbean.
Apparently this marriage-saving trip (no pressure) won’t be a quick getaway. So far, Kim and Kanye haven’t leaked any updates to the press. Hmmm, we’ll see how long that lasts, especially if Kanye still has access to Twitter. Seriously, Kim’s people need to childproof his phone or change his passcode. Kanye is to Twitter as Kim is to filler. Addicted.
Meanwhile, back on the mainland, Khloe Kardashian and Tristan Thompson (godDAMN, these people love their alliteration) are officially back together, proving once and for all that when one
Supreme Kardashian Relationship rises, an old one fades away. These two repaired their relationship while quarantining with their 2-year-old daughter True. Things got romantic again in June, and, apparently, Khloe is “beyond happy”.
As the kids (or at least the teen characters on my beloved Riverdale) say, these two are clearly “endgame”. Meaning their relationship will meet a messy end, and Tristan sees cheating on his wife as a super fun game. Endgame!