In “Jake Paul Continues To Be A Piece Of Shit” news, the YouTuber spoke with Insider about that huge party he threw last month as coronavirus numbers in California climbed and he pretty much shrugged it off. Jake said that because the “leadership is failing” he’s going to continue partying. Well, I guess Jake Paul is good at one thing: consistently being the worst.
23-year-old Jake’s July 14th Calabasas party included tons of rich nobodies you wouldn’t recognize at the mall unless a group of tweens started squealing. So apparently the party also served as a music video shoot. I’m so sorry to do this to you because the human race is suffering so much already, but his song “Straight Out Of London” features footage from his party. The party footage is toward the end and I’m amazed I got through the part at the beginning where Jake Paul implies he has the sexual prowess for a foursome with three hot ethnically-ambiguous chicks–it’s repulsive.
Throw it in a fire. So a bunch of idiotic people spread the virus for this artistic masterpiece to get made. Tragic. Jake said he spoke with the Mayor of Calabasas, Alicia Weintraub–who had been furious about the party–and he said that “everything is cool.” That’s news to Alicia, who said that she spoke to Jake Paul’s “people” and let them know that the local sheriff’s department will shut down future parties. She also threatened to hit Jake with fines.
And Jake Paul shared his genius opinions on coronavirus:
“I don’t know what to think of it, to be honest. I don’t think anyone really does. No one has answers, our leadership is failing us, and everyone kind of just doesn’t know what to do. But I personally am not the type of person who’s gonna sit around and not live my life.”
Jake is apparently getting ready for a September 12 boxing match with former NBA player Nate Robinson. It will be broadcast on TikTok competitor Triller and will cost $50. The fight will take place before a fight between Mike Tyson and Roy Jones Jr. Yes, Jake Paul is the opener for the comeback of Mike Tyson. 2020 is a fucking trip, and I need to go home, thanks.
This is part of Jake’s plan to “become one of the biggest prizefighters in the world” and show the world the “real” Jake Paul. I think we know him, and he’s terrible. Like seriously what is wrong with the Paul bloodline. Did their mom have a water birth in a vat of vodka RedBull spiked with Mountain Dew?
And I’m sure this time the negative attention will make Jake change his behavior, just like those threats from the Mayor of paying fines and sending the police to shut down his shitty parties will. JK, jackasses will continue to jackass.