Category: Dumb crimes
YouTubers Alex And Alan Stokes Face Four Years In Prison For A Bank Robbery “Prank”
23-year-old twins, Alex and Alan Stokes, are YouTubers with over 4 million subscribers and their latest “prank” got them charged with felonies, and now they face up to four years in prison. No, this isn’t some police overreaction to a whoopie cushion situation. These dumbasses faked a whole bank robbery and got an Uber driver held up at gunpoint. It’s the #AlmostGetSomeoneElseShotChallenge!
Tekashi 69 Is Refusing Witness Protection Despite Snitching On Everyone
Tekashi 69 is a giant DISASTER.
Last November, Tekashi was hit with several federal charges (including racketeering conspiracy, firearms offenses, narcotics trafficking, etc…), which could have landed him in prison for a long time. The charges were from his alleged involvement with the gang Nine Trey Bloods. But instead, Tekashi took a plea deal and snitched on everyone. There was talk of him entering witness protection since he had just blasted a variety of people, including Cardi B. Well, it turns out, Tekashi is too good for witness protection, and will go it alone. This should end well for him.
A$AP Rocky Takes The Stand To Testify In His Assault Trial In Sweden
What did I tell you about those Swedish trials? That shit goes quick. A$AP Rocky‘s assault trial started on Tuesday so today will potentially be the last day before the judges deliberate. We’ll see, but it’s the most “explosive” day of the trial, I suppose one could say–as today is the day that A$AP took the stand to defend himself against that guy who harassed him in the streets relentlessly until the point that A$AP and his friends had to beat his ass. No word on if Donald Trump will make an appearance as a character witness for A$AP since he knows him so well and really cares about this situation.
An #IceCreamChallenge Licker Was Arrested In Louisiana
The originator, that we know of, of the disgusting #icecreamchallenge was an underage teenager in Texas who isn’t facing charges right now. But a 36-year-old, who followed her gross lead by licking a tub of ice cream before putting it back in the freezer at a grocery store, was arrested. And he did it to become internet famous. This seems right on track for America!