Kanye Went Full-On Kanye In A Twitter Attack On Wiz Khalifa
When God’s god Kanye West announced that he has changed the title of his new album from Swish to Waves, many didn’t like it because “swish” is the sound that a toilet makes when it flushes and that seemed more fitting. Wiz Khalifa also wasn’t happy about Kanye naming his album Waves, because according to the tattooed scarecrow, the words “wave” and “wavy” belong to rapper Max B. I guess you could say that Waves caused waves. I know, I know….
Kanye tweeted “all respect” to Max B when he announced his new album title, but Wiz still wasn’t into it. Wiz told Kanye that he needs to go back to Swish and “hit this KK and become yourself.” Wiz wasn’t talking about Kim Kartrashian when he typed KK, he was talking about his own strain of weed called Khalifa Kush. That tweet still set Kanye off and he went after a trick.
Kanye handed his black unicorn pelt Givenchy fanny pack to North West, pulled off his $2000 army bomber jacket (you know, the one you can get for $35 at the army surplus store) and asked Riccardo Tisci to hand him a bottle of lube before he greased up his face and stepped into the ring. Kanye’s MacBook Air (or whatever he’s using now) is probably lying on a table in the morgue section of the Genius Bar, because he pounded the shit out of it while throwing poetic tweets at Wiz. Many of Kanye’s tweets (which he deleted) are after the cut. Warning: You will overdose on Vitamin D (for delusion) while reading them:
Kanye could’ve just left it at that, but since he’s obsessed with Amber Rose, he decided to bring her into the fight. As everyone knows, Wiz made a baby with Amber who used to be Kanye’s piece. Kanye decided to stripper shame her ass, which is funny coming from the husband of one of the laziest porn stars ever.
Kanye also dragged Wiz and Amber’s kid into it….
And if it wasn’t for Kanye, every rapper would still be wearing Hammer pants!
Kanye wasn’t done with Wiz’s child and let him know that his son should call him dad.
Kanye is also the King of Logic because he talked about Wiz’s kid and Amber Rose, but yet doesn’t want Wiz bringing his family into a fight.
I guess someone finally massaged Kanye’s throbbing rage spot because he calmed down and deleted all of those tweets.
Ima take these down cause it’s all about positive energy blessings blessings positive energy blessings
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) January 27, 2016
Man it’s a sad a day… Wiz lost 2 million followers since I tweeted I didn’t mean to either him like that.
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) January 27, 2016
I’m happy that I now know that KK means weed… please excuse the confusion … now back to #WAVES
— KANYE WEST (@kanyewest) January 27, 2016
And in the final round, Amber Rose jumped in with a tweet that made my brain burp up the image of Kanye screaming, “Give me another one!”, as she finger bangs him:
Awww @kanyewest are u mad I'm not around to play in ur asshole anymore? #FingersInTheBootyAssBitch☝
— Amber Rose (@DaRealAmberRose) January 27, 2016
You know, I, for one, am really happy that Kanye named his album Waves, because it gave us this beautifully cooked well done beef. It’s everything I wanted and more!
Pic: Splash