On Saturday, Naomi Biden, aka Joe Biden’s granddaughter/Hunter Biden’s daughter, got married to her partner of 3 years, 25-year-old Peter Neal. The couple wed at the White House. Since 1800, only nineteen weddings and four receptions have been held there. 28-year-old Naomi’s wedding was covered by Vogue, because they love to profile wealthy nepo-babies (see: Brooklyn Beckham and Nicola Peltz, that Getty heiress, and Lena Dunham). The pics are pretty, but not everybody is pleased. Gawker reports that the White House Press Corps and other journalists are annoyed they weren’t invited, but Vogue was. SNUB!
If you think the Supreme Court’s decision to overturn Roe v. Wade, effectively stripping millions of Americans of the fundamental human right to decide their own fate, is terrifying, infuriating, and overwhelming for the poorest and most marginalized among us, imagine how hard it must be to be a rich and famous men of this country! As of yet, poor people have been presented with two options — vote or die. But because of their wealth and notoriety, the options are practically endless for America’s richest men. Yesterday we learned that a fed-up Green Day frontman Billie Joe Armstrong announced his intention to renounce his citizenship and move his family to the U.K. And on Monday’s Howard Stern Show, Howard Stern tells us that our best option for restoring reproductive freedom in America is for him to run for president. And his campaign slogan? Just a suggestion but how about — Vote for Me or Die, Bitches! What Else Are You Gonna do? Move to Fucking England? With what Money, You Broke Ass Sluts? I dunno, just throwing it out there. It’s no I Like Ike, but it’s got a nice ring to it, don’t you think?
On October 11, 2021 former Real Housewives of Orange County cast member Meghan King said “I do!” to Cuffe Biden Owens aka the long-haired lawyer nephew of President Joe Biden. On December 24, 2021 Page Six reported that 37-year-old Meghan was telling friends she and 42-year-old Cuffe had broken up. And today Meghan confirmed the news on her Instagram: her marriage is dunzo. OK, we need to know the exact date and time of the split; if it was before December 22, Meghan and Cuffe’s union was even briefer than Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries’ 72-day marriage! And that’s actually pretty impressive.
Former “Real Housewives of Orange County” Cast Member Meghan O’Toole King Is Marrying Joe Biden’s Nephew
If you’re a Real Housewives fan, you know Meghan O’Toole King (formerly known as Meghan King Edmonds), aka the legendary Detective MKE. Meghan was the brave O.C. Housewife who relentlessly investigated Vicki Gunvalson’s boyfriend, Brooks Ayers, eventually proving that he faked cancer. Meghan dug up Brooks’ medical records, phoned his exes, interviewed his doctors, and basically did so much research she’s only two credits shy of becoming a real-life cancer doctor. For that heroic nosiness, Meghan will always have a special place in my heart. Now, a couple years ago 37-year-old Meghan went through a messy divorce with 51-year-old retired baseball player/cheater, Jim Edmonds. But she’s since moved on, and today she is marrying Husband #3 (#1 was her college sweetheart), some long-haired hipster-looking dude named Cuffe Owens. Who also happens to be… President Joe Biden’s nephew? *confused Tim Allen grunt*
If you’ve got a dog friend in your life, there’s always a good reason to shower them with loves and pets, but there’s a really good reason to do that today, and as you do that, I’m sure they’ll look at you like, “This is sweet and everything but you should use those hands to get me another treat. It’s been 15 seconds since the last one. I’m starving!” Because sadly, the White House is a lot less adorable and sweet today. President Joe Biden and First Lady, Dr. Jill Biden’s, beloved dog, Champ Biden, has died at the age of 13.
Squirrels roaming the grounds of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue will once again live in fear, while the official White House poop-n-scooper exhales a defeated sigh because their blissful two-week dog-free holiday is over. President Joe Biden’s two dogs, Champ and Major, have returned to the White House as promised, and according to reports, they’re the proud graduates of discipline training.