Kanye West And Kim Kardashian Settle Their Divorce, And He Will Pay Her $200K A Month In Child Support
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West‘s unholy union is officially officially OVER! After years of terrorizing the masses with their stale, manufactured love they’ve finally reached the final round of The Divorce Game by settling their assets and cutting ties with one another for good. But their most precious, permanent assets are their children North, Saint, Chicago, and Psalm. In their child support agreement, Kim will be receiving $200K a month from Kanye, and the payments are due on the first of each month, which will definitely eat away at Kanye’s millionaire status in no time since his bank account is rapidly wasting away into a pile of skin and bones.
Nick Cannon just welcomed his 11th child with his 12th on the way, and you know his balls are probably ready to unleash the 13th into yet another uterus. And to the owner of that uterus, I beg: Please don’t. And Nick’s accountant is probably begging the same thing because Nick says that he pays “a lot more” than $3 million a year for his brood of children. Yeah, imagine if even a fraction of these kids plan on going to college–he’ll be bankrupt!
Brian Austin Green Tore Into His Ex, Vanessa Marcil, Over Things She Alleged About Custody Of Their Son
When Brian Austin Green isn’t appearing on “where careers go to die” shows like The Masked Singer and Dancing With The Stars, he’s keeping his name in the press with orchestrated pap shoots to announce a new child or messily airing out his issues with the mothers of his other children. This time, it’s his ex, Vanessa Marcil’s turn, with whom he shares a grown-ass son.
Jesse Williams and Aryn Drake-Lee filed for divorce in 2017 and spent the next few years battling it out over money, child support, schedules, assets, Jesse’s alleged anger issues, his “revolving door” of girlfriends, and that maybe-affair with Minka Kelly. The exes, who’d been together since 2007, officially finalized their divorce in August 2020. They settled on joint custody of their two kids, 6-year-old Maceo and 8-year-old Sadie, and Jesse was ordered to pay Aryn $40,000 a month in child support. But less than two years later, Jesse is back in court asking for his child support payments to please, please, pleeeease be reduced. His reasoning? After leaving Grey’s Anatomy, he’s no longer making those Shonda Rhimes big bucks.
Denise Richards Was Apparently “Blindsided” By A Judge Ruling That Charlie Sheen No Longer Owes Her Child Support
In the Bravo throne room, ruler of the Housewives, Andy Cohen, is sitting smugly on his throne and waiting for the moment he can haughtily cackle before saying, “I KNEW you’d be back,” when Denise Richards comes crawling up to his hooves to beg for her Real Housewives of Beverly Hills gig back. Because this week, a judge ruled that Charlie Sheen no longer has to pay her child support for their two daughters, 16-year-old Lola and 17-year-old Sami, since both girls reportedly live with him. But sources tell People that Denise has accused Charlie of pulling shady and manipulative moves to get out of paying her the money he owes her and she was blindsided by the whole thing. Well, Denise should possibly prepare to bust out another SHOCK face, because I wouldn’t be surprised if Charlie goes after her for child support since she’s working more steadily than his ass is nowadays.
Nick Cannon Is Going To Take A Break From Making Babies After His Therapist Told Him To Be “Celibate”
I doubt anyone had Nick Cannon‘s super sperm creating a basketball roster worth of children on their 2021 scorecard, yet here we are. And even though he’s been more than proud of his work the rest of us are questioning why he’s wildin’ out this much with future tax dependents. However, Slick Dick Nicky understands why he’s the chosen Noah of the new millennium. But his therapist believes it’s time for him to take a knee and stop procreating. And luckily for all of us, he’s listening to the advice.