Category: Harry and Meghan

Prince Harry And Meghan Markle Are Now Officially Moved Out Of Frogmore Cottage

June 29, 2023 / Posted by:

It seems like a lot of things have happened in the Prince Harry and Meghan Markle sphere of disappointment in the short time since March when King Charles evicted them from Frogmore Cottage and offered it to his alleged mega-skeeze brother, Prince Andrew (who doesn’t really want it). They parted ways with Spotify, haven’t impressed Netflix much, and didn’t really get the reaction it seemed they were aiming for after their NYC pap chase. And now, when they don’t have a weekend free from birthday parties for children who are too young to have a fundamental concept of calendars and want to visit Harry’s homeland, they’ll have to couch surf or get a hotel, because all of their stuff has been moved out of Frogmore Cottage, leaving them without access to any royal digs to stay in.

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Netflix Wants Prince Harry And Meghan Markle To Make More “Must-Watch” Shows Or They Won’t Get Paid

June 26, 2023 / Posted by:

Last week after the announcement broke that Spotify fell off the Prince Harry and Meghan Markle bandwagon and ended their partnership, an insider spilled that Netflix has their foot dangling out of the wagon too since, according to the source, it’s possible that “the lemon has been fully squeezed,” in terms of getting any more binge-worthy content from the royal exiles. But an industry source says there’s still a chance for the pair to hang onto their $81 million Netflix deal if they can manage to pump out more “must-watch” content.

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Andy Cohen Shot Down The Rumor That Meghan Markle Didn’t Conduct Her Own “Archetypes” Interviews, And Some Of Prince Harry’s Unsuccessful Podcast Pitches Were Revealed

June 23, 2023 / Posted by:

Though it seems like public favor has been waning lately for “fucking griftersPrince Harry and Meghan Markle, Andy Cohen recently threw Meghan a bone by confirming that he did, in fact, get interviewed by Meghan herself when he was on her now-defunct podcast Archetypes last year, after rumors recently began swirling that she didn’t conduct her own interviews during the show’s short run. A former staffer from the company that produced Archetypes claimed that producers did the interviews, except for the main ones, and Meghan was edited in later. And it’s probably a good thing that The Sussexes and Spotify parted ways while their deal was still active. Because Prince Harry allegedly pitched a podcast where he’d interview Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin about their childhood trauma. What could go wrong?

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Prince Harry And Meghan Markle Reportedly Might Lose Their Deal With Netflix Amid Getting Dropped By Spotify

June 21, 2023 / Posted by:

According to insiders, Netflix isn’t too hard-pressed to renew their contract with Prince Harry and Meghan Markle and might drop them once their contract expires. The rumor comes only days after Spotify and the royal couple put out a joint statement announcing their decision to split ways after only 12 episodes of Meghan’s podcast Archetypes, followed by Spotify’s Head of Podcast Innovation, Bill Simmons, calling the pair “fucking grifters” on his podcast. First, dropped by Spotify, and now maybe Netflix? Who’s next, Tyler Perry??! Continue reading

Spotify Executive And Podcaster Bill Simmons Calls Prince Harry And Meghan Markle “Grifters”

June 18, 2023 / Posted by:

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle stunned ears everywhere when it was announced that their landmark $20 million deal with Spotify was over. Where will we turn to now to learn about Paris Hilton or other famous people’s fake voices? Lord knows we just don’t have enough podcasts in the world today, so the end of Archetypes has disappointed some people. One of those people is Spotify executive Bill Simmons who has quietly expressed his displeasure with the royal couple. Just kidding! He took to his podcast to call them “fucking grifters.”

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Prince Harry And Meghan Markle’s Podcast Deal With Spotify Is Over

June 16, 2023 / Posted by:

Meghan Markle’s Spotify podcast, Archetypes, consistently charted high and won several awards, even though I don’t know anyone in real life who tuned in, even ironically. But it seemed like a perfect fit for her since she could collect her flowers and do her women’s activism thing by taking on honorable causes like giving Paris Hilton a platform to clarify that her whole dumb baby-voiced bimbo schtick was just a decades-long ruse on us dumb-dumbs. However, Archewell Audio (consisting of Prince Harry and Meghan) and Spotify just announced that their $20 million partnership has ended. But reportedly, the Duke and Duchess haven’t produced enough content to receive the full payout.

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