Well all know Harvey Weinstein is having a pretty bad time in prison, what with the lack of conveniently-located potted plants and plush hotel-style bathrobes, paired with the forced accountability for his heinous actions. He’s currently doing 23 years in prison for a rape conviction, and ever since he’s been locked up, his health issues range from heart issues to an alleged bout of COVID-19 to a second COVID scare. Harvey can add a few more items to his list of ailments. His lawyers are arguing that Harvey needs some immediate medical attention to deal with vision loss and a whole mess o’ missing teeth.
The popular video app, TikTok, has gotten shit because of its potential privacy risks. The app has apparently been shown to be a huge security risk with the private info of users getting leaked to China. It’s already been banned in India and there’s talk of it being banned in the U.S. Amazon has also banned employees from using TikTok on phones that have access to Amazon email. (UPDATE: Amazon took back their TikTok ban and says that email was sent in error. Uh huh.)
TMZ says the TikTok community is scared and the most popular TikTokers, who are making a shit ton of money through mindless videos, are pissed. They’re worried they’ll have to get real jobs. I understand their fear, because I’m sure that many employers won’t be impressed with a resume that reads: “Mastered the “Savage” dance.” Time for another TikTok challenge! The “cultivating relevant work experience” challenge!
Poor Emily Ratajkowski. After appearing in the video for Blurred Lines and landing the role as Ben Affleck’s mistress in Gone Girl, Emily no doubt spent much time prancing around her house singing: “The name on every body’s lips is gonna be…Ratski.” That hasn’t happened for Emily and she blames it on her big, beautiful boobs.
Last week, Dani Mathers, the former Playboy Playmate/current real life villain, accepted a community service plea deal after being charged with invasion of privacy for using Snapchat to body shame a naked woman at her gym. Dani recently sat down with Kayna Whitworth for Good Morning America to cry about how awful her life is now.
Quickly, somebody call the police, there’s a murder in progress and the suspect should be easy to find. According to douchebro director Brett Ratner, they’re located at Rotten Tomatoes.
Entertainment Weekly says that Brett came hard for Rotten Tomatoes while speaking at the Sun Valley Film Festival last weekend. Brett blames Rotten Tomatoes for stinking up the current state of film culture. Yes, a judgmental finger is being pointed by Brett Ratner. This is some “the call is coming from inside the house” shit.
On Tuesday, Michael posted some recent-ish pap pictures of Amber Heard during his post about Johnny Depp’s ongoing bromance with Doug Stanhope, and it made me realize that I hadn’t seen any new pictures of Johnny Depp’s dirty ass in a while. My first thought was that maybe he had gone incognito to throw off the paps, like wearing an elaborate disguise, or showering. As it turns out, there’s a reason for why we haven’t seen Johnny Depp recently. He’s still in the Bahamas.
A source tells People that poor sad Johnny is so sad about everything that has been happening with his soon-to-be ex-wife lately, he hasn’t left his private island in the Bahamas. He’s been there for a couple of weeks and he’s not going back to L.A. anytime soon.
“He has no plans to return to L.A. He misses nothing about L.A. but his kids, and they are visiting him in the Bahamas.”
The source claims that Johnny’s daughter Lily-Rose Depp has recently visited him on Scarf Island. His son Jack and Johnny Depp Fanclub Member Vanessa Paradis will visit sometime in the next couple of days. The source adds that a whole bunch of Johnny’s friends have flown to the island to hang out with him. Apparently Johnny “likes being surrounded by people” and that everyone is “trying to cheer him up.”
Johnny can’t stay on his private island forever. He’s due back in the United States in July to continue touring with the Hollywood Vampires.
I totally get having a Calgon, take me away moment when shit gets ugly. But it’s a little surprising to me that his private island in the Bahamas is still his happy place. Johnny seems like a ~superstitious~ type that would think there was too much bad vibes on the island leftover from their second wedding ceremony. But maybe that’s why he keeps having so many damn visitors. They’re not there to keep him company; they’re there to help him cleanse the island of all of Amber’s energy. “Hey guys! Don’t forget to pack your shaman-blessed sage! And if someone could bring me a couple extra quartz crystals, that would be great.”