Category: I’ll Cry For You Later

Alec Baldwin Got Dragged On Instagram For (Twice) Complaining About His Flight Being Delayed

June 28, 2023 / Posted by:

Hopefully, Alec Baldwin’s “sometimes mommyHilaria Baldwin was on standby at the Vancouver International Airport, waiting to creepily cradle his perpetually petulant ass in her lap as soon as he touched down because he recently whined like a big ol’ baby on Instagram about his flight there getting delayed by 7 ½ hours. Naturally, most commenters had no sympathy for him. But at least no one was hurt over it (this time).

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The Cast Of “Ted Lasso” Appeared At The White House To Talk About Mental Health, And A Reporter Got Into It With Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre

March 21, 2023 / Posted by:

President Joe Biden introduced his “Unity Agenda” during the 2022 State of the Union address, and part of that was the aim to improve mental health care in the US. So yesterday, he had (Joe Biden impersonator) Jason Sudeikis and several other members of the Ted Lasso cast visit the White House’s press room to promote the idea that most of us grapple with mental health struggles at one point or another or at least know someone who does, so we should discuss it more often. On the Apple+ show, the titular character regularly sees a therapist because of his severe panic attacks. But, the cast’s appearance started out a little chaotically when White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre tried to get the discussion started, and a reporter began loudly sparring with her and claiming that she never calls on him. The awkwardness in the room was comparable to that time when Jason had his ex, Olivia Wilde, served with custody papers on stage at CinemaCon.

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Harvey Weinstein’s Lawyer Says He’s Losing Teeth And Is Nearly Blind

April 13, 2021 / Posted by:

Well all know Harvey Weinstein is having a pretty bad time in prison, what with the lack of conveniently-located potted plants and plush hotel-style bathrobes, paired with the forced accountability for his heinous actions. He’s currently doing 23 years in prison for a rape conviction, and ever since he’s been locked up, his health issues range from heart issues to an alleged bout of COVID-19 to a second COVID scare. Harvey can add a few more items to his list of ailments. His lawyers are arguing that Harvey needs some immediate medical attention to deal with vision loss and a whole mess o’ missing teeth.

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TikTokers Are Worried They’ll Have To Get Real Jobs If TikTok Gets Banned

July 10, 2020 / Posted by:

The popular video app, TikTok, has gotten shit because of its potential privacy risks. The app has apparently been shown to be a huge security risk with the private info of users getting leaked to China. It’s already been banned in India and there’s talk of it being banned in the U.S. Amazon has also banned employees from using TikTok on phones that have access to Amazon email. (UPDATE: Amazon took back their TikTok ban and says that email was sent in error. Uh huh.)

TMZ says the TikTok community is scared and the most popular TikTokers, who are making a shit ton of money through mindless videos, are pissed. They’re worried they’ll have to get real jobs. I understand their fear, because I’m sure that many employers won’t be impressed with a resume that reads: “Mastered the “Savage” dance.” Time for another TikTok challenge! The “cultivating relevant work experience” challenge!

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Emily Ratajkowski Says Her Boobs Are Preventing Her From Getting Work

July 5, 2017 / Posted by:

Poor Emily Ratajkowski. After appearing in the video for Blurred Lines and landing the role as Ben Affleck’s mistress in Gone Girl, Emily no doubt spent much time prancing around her house singing: “The name on every body’s lips is gonna be…Ratski.” That hasn’t happened for Emily and she blames it on her big, beautiful boobs.

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Dani Mathers Claims She’s Had To Hide Out At Her Mother’s House

May 31, 2017 / Posted by:

Last week, Dani Mathers, the former Playboy Playmate/current real life villain, accepted a community service plea deal after being charged with invasion of privacy for using Snapchat to body shame a naked woman at her gym. Dani recently sat down with Kayna Whitworth for Good Morning America to cry about how awful her life is now.

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