Now that Jamie Spears isn’t able to skim off the top of Britney Spears’ fortune anymore and Kevin Federline is exactly one Popozão away from his and Britney’s sons aging out of their child support, it was time for Jamie and Kevin to frantically secure that bag by any means necessary. And since two dickheads are better than one, they’ve teamed up to “write” a book on fatherhood because Al Bundy and Jack Torrance must be busy.
It looks like the Spears family is continuing to air out their issues and feelings during family therapy, only instead of doing it in a family therapist’s office, they’re doing it through The Daily Mail and Instagram, and instead of airing out their issues and feelings to a family therapist, they’re doing it to a Daily Mail interviewer and their followers.
Last month, Kevin Federline decided to talk about Britney’s relationship with their sons during an interview with The Daily Mail (an interview that also aired on Britain’s ITV). KFed said that their sons, 16-year-old Sean Preston Federline and 15-year-old Jayden James Federline, made the decision to not see their mom and suggested that they’re embarrassed by their mom displaying her emoji-covered Brit bits on Instagram. Brit Brit hit back at KFed for running his mouth about private shit and added that her relationship with her sons was strained before her Instagram posts and that it’s hard to talk to them when they’re hateful toward her. KFed hit back by posting private videos of her fighting with their teenage sons. There hasn’t been much of a pause from the messiness since then. KFed continued to talk about Britney and her conservatorship in an interview with 60 Minutes Australia that airs this weekend, and now the youngest Cheetoling, Jayden James, has talked to interviewer Daphne Barak, the same reporter who KFed spilled to. Are the thousands upon thousands of dollars that KFed gets from Brit Brit not enough? KFed should start a shameless GoFundMe project as a normal person does! For fuck’s sake, I’ll even stream PopoZão on a loop (with the mute button on) so that KFed can get some extra coins.
Brit Brit has since responded to Jayden’s interview in an open letter to him that she posted on Instagram. It goes without saying that this story is sponsored by the letters: M-E-S-S.
Britney Spears Addressed What She Thinks May Have Caused Her Sons To Refuse Visits With Her; In Response, Kevin Federline Posted Videos Of Her And The Boys Fighting
If you’re like me and have wondered if things will ever calm down on the Britney Spears news front, today is not the day and the rest of the week isn’t looking good now either. Britney and Kevin Federline, her ex-husband and father of their two sons,16-year-old Sean Preston Federline and 15-year-old Jayden James Federline, have been taking turns talking publicly about Britney’s distant relationship with her sons ever since Kevin (seen above showing us how many times he’s been on the horn with TMZ today) opened up about the relationship with their mom in an interview airing on Britain’s ITV and also having his lawyer say that the boys miss their grandpa, Britney’s dad/her mortal enemy, Jamie Spears (who they currently have a restraining order against). Britney and her husband, Sam Asghari, both hit back at Kevin in response. Yesterday, Britney posted (and has since deleted) a lengthy Instagram post outlining what she believes may have led to her sons not wanting to visit with her anymore, and then Kevin clapped right back, posting videos of Britney and her sons fighting. Kevin’s lawyer also spoke out and said that Britney makes her boys uncomfortable and sends upsetting texts.
Kevin Federline‘s lawyer, Mark Vincent Kaplan, has spoken against Britney Spears and her husband Sam Asghari’s response to Kevin’s interview where he talked about their sons. Mark Vincent Kaplan claims that Britney and Kevin’s sons are in fact more interested in seeing their grandfather Jamie Spears–who allegedly went ballistic on them and is currently legally restrained from seeing them–than speaking to their mom.
Kevin Federline Talked About Britney Spears’ Relationship With Her Sons During An Interview, And Yes, She Hit Back At Him
During Britney Spears’ fight to finally kill her 13-year conservatorship, her ex-husband Kevin Federline, who has primary custody of their Cheetolings, mostly stayed quiet but did throw support her way through his lawyer by saying that the “best thing for his children is for their mother to be happy and healthy.” Well, KFed just did something that has made Brit Brit the opposite of happy. KFed bit the Frapp-covered hand that feeds him and his family by talking about her relationship with her sons, 16-year-old Sean Preston Federline and 15-year-old Jayden James Federline. And he didn’t do it on a therapist’s couch. I mean, when you air your feelings out to a therapist, you have to give a check instead of taking one. So KFed decided to tell the world about his sons’ relationship with their mother during an interview with The Daily Mail that will air on Britain’s ITV in several parts this week. And since Brit Brit isn’t one to stay quiet when someone publicly brings up her name, she has slammed back, saying she’s sad that KFed is running his mouth about her and their sons.
Britney Spears And Sam Asghari Have An “Iron Clad” Prenup And Are Moving Into A New $11.8 Million Home
Octavia Spencer can sleep just a little bit easier tonight knowing that Sam Asghari’s shoe collection is safely secured behind an iron-clad prenup now that Britney Spears has made an honest man of him (prenup or no, fingers crossed!). TMZ reports that Britney’s lawyers made sure that Sam’s K-Swiss collection is as safe as Britney’s reported $60 million premarital fortune is if things don’t work out for them. And Britney can sleep a lot better tonight knowing that her stalker ex, Not That Jason Alexander, doesn’t have her new address. TMZ also reports that Britney just bought a new $11.8 million mansion in Calabasas near where her sons Sean and Jayden live with their dad Kevin Federline. And Sam and Brit’s bags are already packed. After living through a 13-year waking nightmare, Britney is finally living the dream!