Kevin Federline Responded To The Theory That He’s Moving His And Britney Spears’ Sons To Hawaii To Extend Her Child Support Payments
Kevin Federline and the media have had kind of a methy relationship lately. Most recently, his lawyer ran to them to blab that Britney Spears hadn’t completed the paper trail for him to move their sons, Jayden and Preston, to Hawaii, and if she didn’t, they’d have to go to court. Although Britney (also via her attorney) stopped dancing for a minute to respond that she consents, her fans (or KFed’s haters) have been skeptical of his motives. He says the move is because his current wife, Victoria Prince, was offered a job there. However, Page Six says many on social media are speculating that the move is because Kevin wants to use Hawaii’s child support guidelines as a loophole that could extend Britney’s payments by a few years. But when a pap caught Kevin out the other day, he seemingly denied that accusation.
Over the weekend, The Daily Mail farted up the headline: “EXCLUSIVE: Britney Spears’ family say they fear she is on METH and will die like Amy Winehouse: Father of her boys Kevin Federline says loved-ones are ‘terrified’ she is on the Breaking Bad drug.” Some barely blinked while reading that headline since it wouldn’t be the first time Kevin Federline scooted his ass over to The Daily Mail to shit-talk Britney Spears for a check. Although some probably paused while reading that headline to think, “Err, somebody needs to learn how to Google since Amy Winehouse didn’t die of a meth overdose. And why did they have to drag Walter White into this mess?!” But according to KFed, The Daily Mail’s article is a lie, and we should take it as seriously as him saying, “You know, I’m going to look for a full-time job today.”
Kevin Federline Threatens To Take Britney Spears To Court If She Doesn’t Sign Off On Moving Their Two Sons To Hawaii
Last year, there was a messy war between Britney Spears and Kevin Federline over their teenage sons, 17-year-old Sean Preston Federline and 16-year-old Jayden James Federline. The boys sided with their dad/caretaker KFed while many defended Britney for paying for almost everything in her ex’s life. Well, Brit Brit and KFed are at it again. Kevin Federline has threatened to take Britney to court if she doesn’t sign off on letting him move their sons to Hawaii with him and his current wife Victoria Prince. However, Britney’s lawyer responded to Kevin’s claim, saying she consents to the move and that KFed is just trying to start drama. But luckily for Kevin, he’ll be getting the court appearance he so desperately wanted after all because he’s being sued by the private school he sent his kids to!
Now that Jamie Spears isn’t able to skim off the top of Britney Spears’ fortune anymore and Kevin Federline is exactly one Popozão away from his and Britney’s sons aging out of their child support, it was time for Jamie and Kevin to frantically secure that bag by any means necessary. And since two dickheads are better than one, they’ve teamed up to “write” a book on fatherhood because Al Bundy and Jack Torrance must be busy.
It looks like the Spears family is continuing to air out their issues and feelings during family therapy, only instead of doing it in a family therapist’s office, they’re doing it through The Daily Mail and Instagram, and instead of airing out their issues and feelings to a family therapist, they’re doing it to a Daily Mail interviewer and their followers.
Last month, Kevin Federline decided to talk about Britney’s relationship with their sons during an interview with The Daily Mail (an interview that also aired on Britain’s ITV). KFed said that their sons, 16-year-old Sean Preston Federline and 15-year-old Jayden James Federline, made the decision to not see their mom and suggested that they’re embarrassed by their mom displaying her emoji-covered Brit bits on Instagram. Brit Brit hit back at KFed for running his mouth about private shit and added that her relationship with her sons was strained before her Instagram posts and that it’s hard to talk to them when they’re hateful toward her. KFed hit back by posting private videos of her fighting with their teenage sons. There hasn’t been much of a pause from the messiness since then. KFed continued to talk about Britney and her conservatorship in an interview with 60 Minutes Australia that airs this weekend, and now the youngest Cheetoling, Jayden James, has talked to interviewer Daphne Barak, the same reporter who KFed spilled to. Are the thousands upon thousands of dollars that KFed gets from Brit Brit not enough? KFed should start a shameless GoFundMe project as a normal person does! For fuck’s sake, I’ll even stream PopoZão on a loop (with the mute button on) so that KFed can get some extra coins.
Brit Brit has since responded to Jayden’s interview in an open letter to him that she posted on Instagram. It goes without saying that this story is sponsored by the letters: M-E-S-S.
Britney Spears Addressed What She Thinks May Have Caused Her Sons To Refuse Visits With Her; In Response, Kevin Federline Posted Videos Of Her And The Boys Fighting
If you’re like me and have wondered if things will ever calm down on the Britney Spears news front, today is not the day and the rest of the week isn’t looking good now either. Britney and Kevin Federline, her ex-husband and father of their two sons,16-year-old Sean Preston Federline and 15-year-old Jayden James Federline, have been taking turns talking publicly about Britney’s distant relationship with her sons ever since Kevin (seen above showing us how many times he’s been on the horn with TMZ today) opened up about the relationship with their mom in an interview airing on Britain’s ITV and also having his lawyer say that the boys miss their grandpa, Britney’s dad/her mortal enemy, Jamie Spears (who they currently have a restraining order against). Britney and her husband, Sam Asghari, both hit back at Kevin in response. Yesterday, Britney posted (and has since deleted) a lengthy Instagram post outlining what she believes may have led to her sons not wanting to visit with her anymore, and then Kevin clapped right back, posting videos of Britney and her sons fighting. Kevin’s lawyer also spoke out and said that Britney makes her boys uncomfortable and sends upsetting texts.