Hopefully, Alec Baldwin’s “sometimes mommy” Hilaria Baldwin was on standby at the Vancouver International Airport, waiting to creepily cradle his perpetually petulant ass in her lap as soon as he touched down because he recently whined like a big ol’ baby on Instagram about his flight there getting delayed by 7 ½ hours. Naturally, most commenters had no sympathy for him. But at least no one was hurt over it (this time).
According to People, Alec took some surly selfies yesterday and posted them along with his back-to-back grousing about his flight from Newark to Vancouver being delayed by several hours. He didn’t share the reasons for the delay, though understaffed air traffic control positions have been a wide-reaching airline industry issue lately, and the Northeast’s weather this week made for poor flight conditions. But Alec had places to go (I doubt it was to hang with his oldest daughter or grandchild), and he was displeased, so everyone needed to know.
“[Six] and 1/2 hours on a plane, sitting at the gate, waiting to fly NEWARK to VANCOUVER.
No end in sight,” he captioned his first post of two, which both feature selfies that clearly show Baldwin’s exasperation. He added the hashtag “#HowWillGlobalWarmingEffectAirTravel.”
In his second post, he wrote, “Why are US airlines so s—-y? Sitting here for 7 and 1/2 hours.”
Here are Alec’s low-quality rant-accompanying selfies that had to have been taken with a Gameboy Pocket Camera:
Most people in his comment sections told him to suck it up.
“Imagine how the folks feel in economy,” one follower posted.
“Fly private. You got the loot. Cry me a river,” another replied.
“Lifestyle of the rich and the famous. Always complaining! Always complaining!,” a third critic commented. While another wrote, “Maybe they care about your safety” alongside a shrugging emoji.
Though, he did have a few sympathizers, who are probably the same people who eagerly followed Hilaria’s Instagram to help her reach her dream of having 1 million followers:
“I feel your pain. Literally. Row 20,” one user wrote, claiming to be on the same plane as Baldwin.
“It should not be legal to make people sit on the plane,” someone else wrote.
“Oh, that sucks! Hydrate and read??” another fan suggested.
Alec could have purchased his own jet by now if he stopped racking up legal bills and kept it in his pants. But, at least the universe smiled upon humanity for at least a little while by robbing him and his esposa loca of 7 ½ hours of Baldwinito-making time!