Hopefully, Alec Baldwin’s “sometimes mommy” Hilaria Baldwin was on standby at the Vancouver International Airport, waiting to creepily cradle his perpetually petulant ass in her lap as soon as he touched down because he recently whined like a big ol’ baby on Instagram about his flight there getting delayed by 7 ½ hours. Naturally, most commenters had no sympathy for him. But at least no one was hurt over it (this time).
Hilaria Baldwin Claims She’s Done Having Children, And Says It’s “Ridiculous” To Be Cruel To Another Person
Romper, a digital magazine for “millennial moms”, decided to do a cover story on Hilaria Baldwin. The article is titled “Hilaria Baldwin In Real Life,” Our chica first says to the reporter, “I love being a grandmother.” She is, of course, talking about stepdaughter Ireland Baldwin’s newborn baby, Holland. Will Ireland appreciate the shout-out? Errr, probably not. Anywho, there are lots of interesting (translation: absolutely bonkers) tidbits in this profile, which is pure Baldwinito propaganda. A wealthy white scammer hasn’t received this biased a puff piece since the New York Times profiled Elizabeth “Liz” Holmes.
Amy Schumer has a new stand-up special on Netflix called Emergency Contact, and- STOP! Before you click away, this is a Hilaria Baldwin post! Phew. Alright, where was I? So, Amy has a new special, and, according to USA Today, she goes after Hilaria and Alec Baldwin. Amy jokes about #Pepinogate, the Rust shooting, and calls Hilaria a “sociopath.” Now, now, Amy, it’s not very nice to diagnose people you don’t know. Unless you met them one time backstage at SNL. You did? Great, then diagnose away! Continue reading
Alec Baldwin Had Another Hip Replacement And Ireland Baldwin Snubbed Him In An Instagram Post About Her Postpartum Mental Health
Now that Alec Baldwin’s done with that movie where he literally shot two people, has some downtime before he begins shooting another movie about a shooting, and got a respite from legal proceedings for a bit, he must’ve decided to use some of that time to get another hip replacement. How do we know? Hilaria Baldwin made a post about it, of course! In it, she thanked all of the medical professionals involved in Alec’s procedure and obviously included a picture of her lying next to Alec in his hospital bed. And, After Alec forgot to include Ireland Baldwin in a tribute post to his kids last month, Ireland conveniently left him out of a recent post she made about her very new experience with motherhood, though she did include her mom Kim Basinger and her partner RAC’s parents in it.
Now that Alec Baldwin is finally free after the charges against him for the Rust shooting were dropped last month, he can go back to his normal life of pretending his wife Hilaria Balwin is from Barthhhhhhelona and being a dick. I mean, he’s been doing both those things all throughout the legal proceedings, but now he can do it without the threat of jail over his head. And what’s the first thing a celebrity does after being cleared of criminal manslaughter charges? That’s right. Berate service workers!
Alec Baldwin Celebrates His Last Day Of Filming “Rust” And Was Cast In A Movie About The 1970 Kent State Shooting
When it came to his film Rust, Alec Baldwin decided absolutely nothing was gonna get in the way of making this movie- not an on-set death, lawsuits, or even getting charged with manslaughter! [in Hilaria Baldwin’s fake accent] NADA! Now, a month after resuming production (and also a month after all charges against him were dropped), Alec made a celebratory announcement sharing that he just wrapped up his final day on set. So that means Rust is soon coming to a theater near YOU… or straight to Tubi where it’ll get beat by the latest Birdemic sequel.