That was quick. Much like Alec Baldwin denying he ever went full-Alec Baldwin over a parking spot, Alec Baldwin is now denying that he’s 100% done with squinting hard in a wig that appears to be made of old attic insulation.
There was a time when one of Alec Baldwin’s favorite things to do on a Saturday night was to jump into a messy pile of wigs, ties, and orange setting powder, and drag his Twitter enemy Donald Trump during the cold open of Saturday Night Live. It almost brought him as much joy as getting into fist fights with strangers on the street. But that love affair is over. After two Emmy nominations and one win, Alec Baldwin says he’s ready to call it a day.
Alec Baldwin’s wife, the mother of four of his thoughtful little kittens (I’m sure that’s what he calls them now), and Instagram yoga artiste Hilaria Baldwin posted a bare belly lingerie pic on her usual stomping grounds (or downward dogging-ing grounds I should say) last week with a caption about how she’s pregnant with her fifth child and believes she’s having a miscarriage. Hilaria went on Today (via People) this morning and she’s still not exactly sure whether she is experiencing a miscarriage or not. She also continued sharing her story, fueled by her desire to lessen the stigma around miscarriage and first-term pregnancy. And she also answered to people calling her an attention whore for sharing her thoughts on Instagram.
Page Six is reporting some Grey’s Anatomy-level equally-sad, moving and dramatic news. Hilaria Baldwin announced on her Instagram that she is pregnant with her fifth child and thinks she’s experiencing a miscarriage. Hilaria, who is married to non-anger-management-needing Alec Baldwin with whom she shares four kids, put the news up on her Instagram in an effort to normalize the stigma of miscarriages and let women be more open about their health. Time to sit down for now, Breast Feeding Supermodel.
Alec Baldwin does not have an anger problem, he has a problem with people accusing him of having an anger problem and if you don’t leave him the fuck alone about it you can say goodbye to your three favorite teeth. Alec recently appeared on Howard Stern, the combination nearly causing a cataclysmic climate event by pumping toxic levels of hot air into the atmosphere, and claimed that he’s not really an angry guy. He realized this while attending his court ordered anger management classes for that parking spot fracas from last November. Turns out, compared to the other rageaholics in his class, Alec thinks he’s a real pussycat.
I know if seems like celebrities can get away with just about anything these days. But Alec Baldwin is facing real consequences for his actions. Alec can kiss his career goodbye now that he’s pleaded GUILTY in his parking space fracas case. He had a good run. We’ll always remember how hot he was in Miami Blues, and Jack Donaghy will forever live on in our hearts. And to think, he seemed like such a genteel soul until he got into it with a perfect stranger over a parking space that fateful day. Now the long arm of justice has finally caught up to him.