Open Post: Hosted By A Fan Giving Pink A Large Wheel Of Brie

Live shows have lately become a living diorama of society’s social deficits and the atrophy of human decency and decorum. A few months back, we had the orchestra orgasmer. Earlier this month, a fan injured Bebe Rexha by hurling his cell phone at her face during a performance, and another fan made his way up to the stage and slapped Ava Max. And this past weekend, a fan oblivious to anything but her own “Pick me! I wanna go viral!” desires tossed a bag of her powdered mom up on stage, much to the pretty well-handled bewilderment and disgust of Pink. It was such a baffling offering that it overshadowed another fan at the same show passing a strange gift to the stage that Pink received with much more enthusiasm: a huge wheel of brie cheese!

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Open Post: Hosted By Taco Bell’s Giant Cheez-It Menu Items

Taco Bell is always cranking out ideas or shaking things up to get their loyal subjects hyped. Recently, it was the reversal of the highly-contested removal of the Mexican Pizza from the menu, ushered in by Doja Cat with an obnoxious jingle (though Saint Dolly Parton let everyone know she was Team Mexican Pizza first). Other masterful moves included making Lil’ Nas X their “Chief Impact Officer” and opening their own Tac-Ho-tel. America: hold on to your butts; butts: hold on to your holes; toilets: hold on to your hats (…lids), because Redditors recently discovered two new menu items that Taco Bell is experimenting with at one of its Irvine, California locations, and they both include enormous Cheez-Its.

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Open Post: Hosted By Jason Momoa As An “Extra Ghost” On “Saturday Night Live”

There are blessed few things in this world that are a simple snack for the mind, body, and soul. And Jason Momoa shaking his money maker to RuPaul’s “Freaky Money” in a half-baked Saturday Night Live sketch called An Extra Christmas Carol is one of them. From Jason’s Land Of Make Believe accent, to his hopeless attempt at making every grain of sugar in his tank shine, to the self-consciously delivered body rolls, we stan a goofy queen. Jason’s “extra ghost”, juxtaposed against a very convincing set, professional costumes and an expertly delivered straight-man performance by Mikey Day, goes down like two buttery, spicy, ginger snaps to the left.

Here’s the skit with a big assist by Kate McKinnon as Tiny Tim who “gets it”.

I want to bury my face in that tumtum something awful. What crimes against humanity do I have to commit in order to be visited by Jason in a shiny lame cape and tear-away pants, being all extra just for me? I would seriously like to know if I just have to be dick to a little kid and grump about Christmas, or if I have to go full genocidal maniac? Okay, maybe I wouldn’t go quite that far, but my morals are flexible when it comes to Jason Momoa.

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