Brian Austin Green revealed back in May that he and Megan Fox had really called it quits again, and Megan proved she’s over over her marriage to Brian by quickly getting with Machine Gun Kelly. Megan seems to be having a good time with Mr. Gun Kelly, which absolutely serves her caterpillar-like transformation into a woman who feels empowered to do what she wants. In a juicy twist, one person who is loudly cheering, “Yes, girl, live your life!” from the sidelines is Brian’s former fiancée Vanessa Marcil.
We went the whole summer without really hearing much regarding Jaime King’s divorce from Kyle Newman, which was probably for the best, considering initial reports included accusations of drug abuse (against Jaime) and domestic violence (against Kyle). Things are still a major mess between Jaime and Kyle, but the really dark accusations have been temporarily replaced with an accusation from Kyle, where the only abuse is at the expense of a joint bank account.
45-year-old Angelina Jolie is apparently big-mad about 56-year-old Brad Pitt bringing his new 27-year-old model piece to their chateau in France. Brad is rumored to be seeing married German model, Nicole Poturalski, and took her on vacay to their multi-million-dollar vineyard estate, Chateau Miraval on what would have been his and Angelina’s wedding anniversary. And it’s the chateau where he and Angie got married in front of their kids. While she didn’t remember that their divorce judge is also the one who married them, Angie definitely remembers where their wedding was held because she’s pissed!
Things just took a turn for the spooky in Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s divorce saga. According to Page Six, Brad has some skeletons in his closet and I’m not talking about a cardboard cutout of Angie that he uses as a voodoo doll. A source tells Page Six that Angelina’s most recent volley, asking for the private judge that’s presiding over their divorce case to be dismissed, is indicative of the “love-hate” feelings she has for Brad and is effectively helping to “keep the focus off some skeletons in his own closet.” Now before your imagination runs wild like mine did, I can tell you that it’s not that Brad is actually completely bald under all those hats, it’s stuff we already know. It’s Brad’s penchant for avoiding personal responsibility when his artistic delusions blow up in his face.
56-year-old Brad Pitt and 45-year-old Angelina Jolie split up in September 2016 after pushing through two years of marriage and spending over a decade together. And yet it seems like this divorce is lasting longer than all of that because we’re now back in a full-swing divorce-battle narrative and this is their, what?–Third? Fourth? There were two stories about them “getting along” and going to family therapy in the last three months alone. At this point, it would be more effective to drop both of them in a locked room with one sword and see who comes out. But this is a civilized society, so instead, it’s time for more “sources” to sling shit at each other. One source is saying that Brad is ready for a long, hard fight and another source is saying that Angelina is desperate to finalize this thing.
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s long-term divorce has, once again, gotten messier than the reviews of By The Sea, when Angelina abruptly requested their latest judge be dismissed from their case. Angelina thought something shady was going on between their judge, Judge John W. Ouderkirk, and Brad’s attorneys, Anne C. Kiley and Lance Spiegel. Angelina’s lawyers argued that Brad’s team didn’t disclose the close working relationship they had with Judge John, and therefore might have some kind of sneaky secret alliance that would inevitably work to Brad’s benefit in negotiations. Brad’s team has responded to Angelina’s legal conspiracy theory. They say that – please hold for a truly unexpected plot twist – Judge Ouderkirk is the judge who married Angelina and Brad back in 2014.