If you’ve somehow been diverted to a South Korean airport in the midst of all of the recent flight cancellation chaos, be careful that you don’t get lost on your way to the bathroom and end up in one of their confiscated sex doll rooms. South Korean airports have been intercepting sex dolls imported from other countries for years now (I guess unless they’re tasked with filling seats). However, the South Korean government must not have much on its plate at the moment because they’ve assembled to rule that South Koreans are now free to fuck life-like silicone mannequins from any country of their choosing; so book that trip, Kylie Jenner (fly commercial though)!
Open Post: Hosted By The Abandoned San Francisco Airport Dog Finding His “Furever” Home With A United Airlines Pilot
United Airlines ranks nowhere near the top of any of “The Best Airlines in America” lists (just ask Mayim Bialik), unless you’re a sweet puppy whose first owner decided to inexplicably yeet you from their luggage at San Francisco International Airport. Polaris, a 6-month-old German Shepard, was left at the airport this summer after his human decided to continue their travels without him. Luckily, United Airlines assisted the SPCA in Polaris’ care from abandonment up until he was finally adopted by one of United’s pilots, just in time to have a home for the holidays.
Flavor Flav (born name: William Jonathan Drayton, Jr.) is and always has been a notorious mess. Somehow, many still find him an endearing part of pop culture. It might have to do with the fact that despite his buffoonery and transgressions, he can take a licking (from Brigitte Nielsen) and keep on ticking. Even a boulder couldn’t take him out. But, it was a missed Spirit Airlines flight that recently almost got the best of him; luckily, he stopped short of assaulting someone this time and just ended up cursing out the gate agents who wouldn’t open the door back up for him to board the flight, despite them allegedly doing so for others.
A Social Media Personality With 22-Pound Boobs Thinks She Was Kicked Off A Plane For Being “Too Explicit”
A social media personality who goes by Mary Magdalene is alleging some discriminatory practices by an airline after she was removed from a flight. She says it was because of her big-bodacious breasteses. Yup, she thinks that her absolutely massive 22-pound boobs were considered “too explicit,” by American Airlines. I think this was a bit short-sighted, I mean, what if the plane went down and they needed some extra floatation devices? Mary’s got two huge ones!
The Guardian reports that on Monday, a New York-bound Virgin Atlantic flight turned back to London just 40 minutes into its journey. According to the airline, the pilots became aware of a “rostering error” somewhere over Ireland. The first officer (the co-pilot) was not fully qualified under UK flight regulations! He was just some dude who punched out the real first officer at the airport bar and stole his uniform! OK, no it’s actually not that exciting. The co-pilot was a real pilot, he just hadn’t completed the required “final assessment flight” with a proper training captain. And the captain on this flight wasn’t designated as a trainer, so he couldn’t fly with this particular #2. Snooore! Continue reading
These past few weeks I’ve been randomly bingeing YouTube clips from the long-canceled A&E reality show, Airline. When those ran out, I found myself in the “anti-maskers on airplanes” corner of YouTube. The videos are actually pretty satisfying because usually the anti-masker Karen (or Ken) gets kicked off the flight, and everyone cheers because evil has been defeated. Well, on Monday, 50-year-old Chris Kattan reportedly got booted from an American Airlines flight for refusing to wear a mask. The real tragedy here is that nobody filmed that shit, so we’ll never know if the passengers cheered. Continue reading