Jesse James’ Pregnant Wife Accused Him Of Cheating And Filed For Divorce, But Then Called It Off The Next Day
When famous motorcycle mechanic/well-known peen-passer Jesse “Vanilla Gorilla” James wed former porn star/current Second Amendment humper Bonnie Rotten in a sweaty outdoor June ceremony, harbingers of happiness and hope, such as screaming InfoWars’ gargoyle Alex Jones, everyone should’ve been able to rest assured that true love exists. Bonnie’s now carrying Jesse’s fetus, but caused a stir a few days ago when she posted (and deleted) an Instagram Story calling Jesse out for doing what Jesse’s always done–have fuck times with people who aren’t his wife. Jesse immediately denied the allegations, though he did admit the two had been in a blowout fight in which he called her the “r-word.” And today, Bonnie posted another story asking for peace and sharing that she’d called off the divorce. Now, the two are upset with the media for reporting on the information that they themselves first disbursed to their millions of followers.
If you were out and about this weekend and things didn’t seem as overpopulated as they normally would, it might’ve been because Nick Cannon was indisposed and unable to spontaneously reproduce. In some Papa Nick news that’s shockingly not another “we’re expecting” announcement (although the day is still young), Nick posted on Instagram that he landed in the hospital with pneumonia on Friday but is on the mend.
Ever since the eternally youthful queen, Cher, was papped alongside and eventually confirmed to be in a relationship with music producer/Amber Rose ex, Alexander “AE” Edwards in November, interests were piqued, and some wondered what a couple with a 40-year age difference (where it’s the woman who’s the old one this time, *le gasp*) could have in common. But, despite the generational gap, it seems as though Cher has found the one her heart wants for the time being and who’s probably young enough and not too far removed from normalcy to know how to take care of ordering her a pizza in these trying times. She opened up about the “ridiculous on paper” relationship on The Kelly Clarkson Show.
After Kanye West appeared in a gimp mask on Alex Jones’s InfoWars yesterday and did the impossible by making Alex look like the most sensible person in the room for once when he outright admitted that he likes Hitler and declared that it’s time to stop dissing Nazis, Kanye then moved his shockingly blatant antisemitism and nearly constant ranting to Twitter. In his manic tweeting, Ye also defended Balenciaga, claimed that he “caught” Kim Kardashian with NBA player Chris Paul, and shared a pic of a shirtless Elon Musk, obviously meant to poke fun at his physique. Elon ultimately suspended Ye’s account (that he’s only had back since October), later clarifying it was because of the antisemitic stuff, not because of having his shirtless balls busted.
Prince William And Princess Kate Sat Courtside At A Boston Celtics Game Last Night, And They Were Booed
Prince William and Princess Kate’s Caribbean tour earlier this year went over about as well as a Black woman who isn’t a first-generation African immigrant existing in Lady Hussey’s presence–which is not well at all–so as we know, they decided to take a working trip to somewhere known to be FAR more friendly and welcoming: Boston. Kate and William are in the city to attend the Earthshot Prize Awards and decided to go on a field trip to a Boston Celtics game where they sat courtside; because where else can you see Bostonians at their very dignified best than at one of their professional teams’ sporting events? But some Bostonians weren’t amused and welcomed the royals with boos and chants of “USA!”
A Radio Host Called Teresa Giudice An “Idiot,” “Monster,” And “The Rudest Person Ever” After He Interviewed Her
The Real Housewives of New Jersey mainstay, Teresa Giudice, is most well known for flipping tables/tossing drinks when outraged, constantly feuding with her family, and serving prison time for being complicit in her ex-husband, Joe “Juicy” Giudice’s financial fraud schemes–so it should come as no surprise that she’s a “Teresa Giudice’s second wedding hair”-sized asshole. But, despite Teresa being a newlywed who should be radiating the ironic “love, love, love” garbage she’s always spewing, radio host Billy Costa said that after her recent train wreck of an interview on his show, she’s the rudest person he’s ever had the displeasure of dealing with.