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Open Post: Hosted By Lana Del Rey Showing Up Late To Her Glastonbury Set Because Her “Hair Takes So Long”
Lana Del Rey had to follow invigorating acts like Guns N’ Roses, Lizzo, and that wispy English baritone treasure, Rick Astley, at the Glastonbury Festival on June 24. And since Lana, the “Greatest Songwriter of the 21st Century” (hork!), makes music that’s essentially auditory Ambien, the fact that she was scheduled to begin her headlining set at 10:30 p.m. made total sense. But Lana showed up annoyingly late, apologized to the crowd for her hair taking longer than anticipated, and acknowledged that her set might get cut short. And she was correct; because her mic got cut off mid-song at her scheduled end time.
Taylor Swift Performed “Dear John” For The First Time In 11 Years And Seemingly Told Her Fans Not To Start Trolling John Mayer Over It Again
Hopefully, John Mayer has access to some kind of underground bunker (under Andy Cohen’s low bar should be deep enough) in preparation for Taylor Swift’s Speak Now (Taylor’s Version) album release because Taylor just performed her song “Dear John” (that’s pretty obviously about him) for the first time in 11 years at one of her recent Eras Tour shows. Though she prefaced it by seemingly telling her fans to LEAVE JOHN ALONE, I’m pretty confident that before she even finished singing the song, at least one of her diehards probably DMed John a video of the performance and threatened to smack the stanky guitar face right off of him–despite fellow (but considered to be less nefarious in Taylor’s fandom) Speak Now muse, Taylor Lautner, also recently sending John his prayers for mercy leading up to the (legal) July 7 album re-release.
Nicki Minaj And Kenneth Petty’s Hidden Hills Neighbors Have Been Circulating A Petition To Drive Them Out Of the Neighborhood Since Kenneth’s A Registered Sex Offender (UPDATE)
UPDATE: TMZ says that this story was all a hoax by fans of Nicki’s arch nemesis Cardi B. TMZ contacted Nicki’s HOA, and they deny knowing about the petition, and there’s no record of a “Beverly Bardan” living in Hidden Hills. And Cardi fans call themselves the Bardi Gang, so get it. Bardan, Bardi. Oh, those sneaky Bardis!
Self-proclaimed “Barbie” Nicki Minaj moving into her Hidden Hills, CA dream house has become a nightmare for her big-money and celebrity neighbors, who I’m sure have been less than thrilled with sirens screaming through their gated community twice recently when Nicki was the target of a couple of swatting pranks. But, what seems to be most concerning to them is that Nicki’s husband, Kenneth “Zoo“ Petty, is a convicted sex offender AND killer, so one of Nicki’s neighbors started a petition to object to them putting down roots there back in December when she and Kenneth bought a Hidden Hills home. However, the petition has recently started circulating and racking up signatures again, most likely because he finally changed his address on the Megan’s Law registry.
Andy Cohen Shot Down The Rumor That Meghan Markle Didn’t Conduct Her Own “Archetypes” Interviews, And Some Of Prince Harry’s Unsuccessful Podcast Pitches Were Revealed
Though it seems like public favor has been waning lately for “fucking grifters” Prince Harry and Meghan Markle, Andy Cohen recently threw Meghan a bone by confirming that he did, in fact, get interviewed by Meghan herself when he was on her now-defunct podcast Archetypes last year, after rumors recently began swirling that she didn’t conduct her own interviews during the show’s short run. A former staffer from the company that produced Archetypes claimed that producers did the interviews, except for the main ones, and Meghan was edited in later. And it’s probably a good thing that The Sussexes and Spotify parted ways while their deal was still active. Because Prince Harry allegedly pitched a podcast where he’d interview Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin about their childhood trauma. What could go wrong?
Kevin Costner’s Estranged Wife Says That He Broke The News Of Their Divorce To Their Kids Via Zoom
As the summer of a thousand celebrity hot mess divorces rolls on, Kevin Costner and his eventually-to-be ex-wife, Christine Baumgartner, have been consistently delivering when it comes to probably having their people volley gratuitously absurd and chaotic details “from court documents” back and forth. When this whole thing started, Kevin said it was a surprise divorce, and Christine was disobeying their prenup by not GTFO of his home after she filed, despite him paying her to leave. There was also some guesthouse tenant drama. Then, it was reported that Christine was asking for Kevin to pay her a jaw-dropping $248,000 PER MONTH in child support–which she says wasn’t even enough to fund the lifestyle their kids were accustomed to. And now, People says that in court documents, Christine claimed that Kevin told their three children about the divorce in a quick Zoom call while he was filming in another state, and she’s pretty pissed about it because it’s not how they agreed it would all go down.
Kendall Jenner Says She’s Never Felt Like She Fit In With Her Family And “Didn’t Choose This Life”
Don’t kry for me, Kalabasasss! Despite being on camera pretty much 24/7 since she was 11 years old, 27-year-old Kendall Jenner recently said in an interview with WSJ.com (via People) that she’s never felt like she belonged in her attention-succubusing family and isn’t built for “this life,” which I’d assume konsists of Kris Jenner pitching new NBA (or Bad Bunny) “relationships” to Kendall pressuring her to pop out more money makers, and collecting her weekly paparazzi stroll report.