Kenya Moore is twirling her messy ass back to the Real Housewives of Atlanta after taking a season to have a baby with her very real and not imaginary husband, Marc Daly. If only they could make Michael Rapaport a Housewife. I would like nothing more to see Kenya take her newly polished scepter and twirl it all over his goofy face.
Porsha Williams is going to have to switch from a new mother and wife-narrative on the Real Housewives of Atlanta to a single-mom with a new baby-narrative quick, as E! News is reporting that she and her fiancé Dennis McKinley have broken up after an 8-month engagement and 3 months after she gave birth to their child. “8 months?! Talk about beating the odds“said everyone who figured they’d break up after 8 seconds.
Foxy Brown had a bad show over the weekend when she performed in Real Housewives of Atlanta’s Kandi Burruss’ Welcome To The Dungeon tour. Foxy was a special guest, and saying she tanked is an understatement. Poor Foxy found herself being sent to the actual dungeon when the crowd turned on her hard and she got booed off stage.
People is reporting that NeNe Leakes is thinking about delivering the coldest set of divorce papers this side of the Ice Age. The second part of the Real Housewives of Atlanta reunion aired last night and the self-proclaimed most relevant cast member said that she and her husband Greg Leakes have been seeing a counselor and she’s considering divorcing him even during his cancer treatments.
If you’re a ho like me who has never really heard of “preeclampsia” before, you’re probably looking at that word like, “OH! I’ve had that plenty of times and the nice people at the free clinic gave me some antibiotics for it.” No, slut, that’s prechlamydia, and any of us who have looked at orgasm face pictures of John Mayer have gotten that. But this is preeclampsia we’re talking about.
Kenya Moore, formerly of The Real Housewives of Atlanta, announced to her 1.3 Instagram followers on October 27 that she had tested positive for preeclampsia, which caused her feet to swell bigger than NeNe Leakes’ ego and caused her to gain 17 pounds in one week from water retention, high blood pressure, and excess protein in urine. Kenya’s baby was supposed to twirl out of her body around Thanksgiving time, but because of her serious condition, her doctor busted out a c-section yesterday and her first child is here. If Kenya’s baby is anything like her, the kid probably screamed, “Don’t come for me unless I send for you!!!!!”, while being pulled out.
The upcoming 11th season of Real Housewives of Atlanta is notable because Sheree Whitfield, Kim Zolciak, and Kenya Moore are no more, but don’t fret – they’re still finding ways to shriek at each other. For starters, Porsha Williams is not only pregnant, she’s also engaged to the father of her unborn baby, and the other ladies don’t like that at all!