And this is why the word “allegedly” exists. Because if you are out here talking shit without even the littlest iota of legal coverage? You are open to a lawsuit. And Jamie Spears is ready to give us one. TMZ is saying that because of the #FreeBritney movement, Daddy Spears and people in the conservatorship have seen their lives go to Hell. And now they’re suing mad, bringing a claim against Anthony Elia the creator of the Absolute Britney fansite and an architect of #FreeBritney.
Good news for lovers of soggy Cheetos and sodium headaches! KFC will be offering a new menu item featuring everybody’s favorite weird dick-shaped snack, the Cheeto. According to Eater, beginning July 1 and for a limited time, KFC will be offering a Cheetos sandwich that will be available nationwide. However, those few Americans lucky enough to live in New York City (or willing to travel) will have the opportunity to sample an entire pop-menu of KFC by Cheeto foods, but you have to act fast. The pop-up “event” is one day only. Reservations are recommended if you want VIP access which I guess means bottle service and a lap dance from Chester Cheetah.
Britney Spears’ Instagram account is the gift that keeps on giving, if you’re the type of person who loves first-person confessionals about highlights (as seen above), closet tours, and copious amounts of rock-hard abs in rolled-down shorts. But to some, it’s a thinly-veiled cry for help from a pop star held hostage. And fans have accused Britney’s team of editing the comments of her Instagram posts to make it look like everything is terrible.
Britney Spears has two new reasons to celebrate: she was officially granted a restraining order against Sam Lutfi and her closet is color coordinated. No word on how she feels about professional creep Lutfi being court-ordered out of her life, but she’s pretty damn excited the closet. Britney shared a video on Instagram showing off her closet and something about the video feels…off. Lord knows I’ve been excited about a lot less (like when Stop and Shop has a but two get one free bag of Doritos sale) but Britney’s latest videos has some people further concerned about her mental health.
It seems like Britney Spears is trying really hard to control her own narrative at the moment (even if her dad just filed papers to spread the conservatorship to Louisiana too), and as a wholly unqualified, and frankly quite dangerous life coach (I’m still working on getting my intimacy teacher‘s “license”), I would advise her to pick her battles. Also, I’d suggest she invest in a high quality waterproof mascara. But I don’t think Britney is following advice at the moment.
Last night, Britney posted a video to Instagram calling out the paparazzi for selling pictures of her in a bikini that she claims they’ve “messed with”. And to prove she’s still a skinny legend, Brit Brit showed off her tum tum and did a little dance. She also posted an Instagram live video questioning the realness of news and insisting she’s “skinny as a needle”. I fully expect my invoice for Life Coach Services Rendered to be returned to me unpaid.
Britney Spears is truly going through a messy 2019. Her problems have come all the way full circle, as the drama she suffered in 2008 with her breakdown is picking back up. This time it’s manifesting in a full-on (alleged) letter written by Britney at height of her problems back then. It feels like her problems then mirror her problems now. Oh, Brit, you need a new life coach immediately! Not Tony Robbins!