Category: Dennis Quaid

Dennis Quaid And CeCe Winans Will Reportedly Appear In Ads Supportive Of Trump’s Coronavirus Response (But They Both Deny That It’s Political)

September 27, 2020 / Posted by:

According to Politico, the Trump Administration’s Department of Health and Human Services (HHS) is spending $300 million of taxpayer dollars to put a positive spin on Trump’s response to coronavirus and jack him off. And helping with that will be Dennis Quaid, and CeCe Winans, and possibly Garth Brooks, and Dr. Oz. But both Dennis and CeCe claim the PSA is not political or an endorsement of Trump. Meanwhile, Jon Voight is loudly weeping somewhere while sitting by the phone.

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Katie Couric Hosted A “Parent Trap” Reunion

July 20, 2020 / Posted by:

Because there’s nothing else going on during this never-ending pandemic hellscape, Katie Couric hosted a throwback Zoom reunion of The Parent Trap. Ahem, the The Parent Trap *remake* from 1998. Not the 1961 original. That particular reunion would consist of 74-year-old Hayley Mills talking to a mirror, because most of that cast is dancing to “Let’s Get Together” in heaven.

Here’s who showed up: actors Lindsay Lohan (wow, what a get!) Dennis Quaid, Elaine Hendrix, Lisa Ann Walter, Simon Kunz, director Nancy Meyers and writer-producer Charles Shyer. Since network television is totally over, it was hosted by Katie on her Instagram page.

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Dennis Quaid Got Secret Married To Laura Savoie, His Girlfriend Of A Year

June 24, 2020 / Posted by:

66-year-old Dennis Quaid was supposed to marry Laura Savoie, his 27-year-old Ph.D. student girlfriend of about a year, back in April in Hawaii, but then that hater of true love known as coronavirus came along and tried to ruin it. Well, coronavirus may have fucked up a lot of things (read: EVERYTHING) but it has not messed with the everlasting love between a sun-roasted daddy and the woman who is one year younger than his oldest son. Because Dennis and Laura eloped earlier this month. Every cherub in the world would breathe a long sigh of relief over true love prevailing but they don’t want to get corona!

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Dennis Quaid And His Fiancee Have Postponed Their Wedding Because of Coronavirus

March 14, 2020 / Posted by:

Bad news, you guys. If, like me, you have been counting down the days to savor all of the grandiose, post-nuptial photos from the wedding of the year, I regret to inform you that you’ll just have to hang on a little longer. People is reporting that Dennis Quaid and his fiancee Laura Savoie have postponed their upcoming wedding ceremony amid fears of coronavirus.

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Dennis Quaid Got Engaged To His 26-Year-Old Girlfriend Laura Savoie

October 21, 2019 / Posted by:

Dennis Quaid is engaged to his girlfriend of a hot minute, 26-year-old PhD student Laura Savioe. Dennis is 65 and Laura is 26 (and a year younger than his oldest son). That’s a THIRTY-NINE year age difference, and Dennis seems to be going younger and younger, which means that his next fiancee has probably barely entered the 7th grade.

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