Category: Lionel Richie

All Of The Judges From “American Idol” Are Reportedly Boycotting “The View” After Whoopi Goldberg’s Comments

June 16, 2023 / Posted by:

Here’s something like rain on your wedding day (aka “ironic” for those slow to catch on). After Whoopi Goldberg said the current state of our overly judgmental society began with American Idol, the current roster of judges, Lionel Richie, Luke Bryan, and Katy Perry, started barking against that narrative. However, as we all know, a hit dog will holler. And although there may be some truth to what Whoopi said, the three AI judges are boycotting both Whoopi and The View in a sign of solidarity.

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Lionel Richie Says His “Youthful Looks” Come From Sleep, Sweat, And Sex Instead Of Plastic Surgery

May 10, 2023 / Posted by:

Now that Lionel Richie has solidified his place in history with his cringeworthy performance at King Charlescoronation concert many have one question rattling inside their brains; what the fuck happened to his face? Of course, most of us stateside citizens have seen this new version of Lionel for the past few years, and we’re convinced his ageless appearance was crafted under the knife of a plastic surgeon. However, Lionel wants all the old-faced haters to know he would NEVER use plastic surgery to fight off the ravages of time. Instead, Lionel claims the reason why he has an entirely new face is because of water, rest, and lots of sweaty sex.

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King Charles III’s Big Day Featured Crowns, Joanna Lumley, And A Yawning Prince Louis

May 6, 2023 / Posted by:

If you’re a Brit, then I’m sure your vocal cords are sore (and not in a sexy way) from loudly chanting that oath of allegiance to King Charles III on his Coronation Day. Or your vocal cords are sore from loudly snoring while sleeping through King Chuck’s Corny because you don’t give one shit about it. Whatever the case, King Charles and Queen Camilla’s bloomers filled with panty pudding royale today as they were crowned during the scaled-back three-day Coronation event that is costing British taxpayers ONLY $125 million. King Charles and Queen Camilla’s crowning ceremony happened at Westminster Abbey today and featured a spotlight-stealing cameo from little Prince Louis and a quick appearance by Prince Harry, whose ass is already on a plane back to California for his son Prince Archie’s fourth birthday.

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Sofia Richie Got Married In The South Of France Over The Weekend

April 24, 2023 / Posted by:

This year just keeps getting worse for 39-year-old Scott Disick, who just watched another one of his exes get married in a lavish ass wedding in Europe. This weekend Sofia Richie, the 24-year-old daughter of Lionel Richie and youngest sister of Nicole Richie, said, “I do,” to Elliot Grainge, the 30-year-old music executive son of music mogul Lucian Grainge. They got married on Saturday in an Instagram-perfect wedding in the South of France. Many called Sofia and Elliot’s wedding “star-studded,” and maybe if the year was 2006 since Paris Hilton was one of the most famous people there.

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Sarah Ferguson Won’t Be At The Coronation But She Will Attend The Concert The Next Day

April 21, 2023 / Posted by:

Now that King Charles has scrounged up a beautiful roster of reality show judges, like Katy Perry and Lionel Richie, to perform at his coronation after-party concert, it’s being reported that redheaded royal rebel Sarah Ferguson, AKA Original Fergie, has been invited for the concert after being snubbed for the coronation. But she explained why she wasn’t upset over not being invited to King Charles’ senior prom extravaganza.

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Katy Perry And Lionel Richie Are Both Performing At King Charles’ Coronation

April 17, 2023 / Posted by:

We’re only a few weeks away from the day King Charles receives his sash and flowers at his coronation, finally becoming the HBIC in the UK. And as an extra added bonus, his ride-or-die wife Camilla will also be in attendance for a crown of her own after Charles upgraded her to Queen status. To say this is one of the most “meh” moments in history would be an understatement, and many artists like Ed Sheeran and Adele have found other things to do with their time so as to not be attached to any of this madness. But Katy Perry and Lionel Richie either didn’t get the memo, or they just don’t care because they’ve both agreed to curtsy and kowtow before Chuck as a few of his musical guests for the big day next month. And yes, I guess Chuck had to import some of the entertainment for his big day.

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