Category: Luke Bryan
Open Post: Hosting By Lionel Ritchie Admitting He Can No Longer Go “All Night Long”
One of the most popular songs of the 1980s, Lionel Ritchie‘s ambitious song about partying into the wee hours of the morning All Night Long, officially turns the big 4-0 this year. And though the song is still played at cookouts and wedding receptions, fueling nostalgic drunkenness for all in attendance, Lionel recently made a claim about a different all-nighter he can no longer perform. As someone who’s in bed by 10:30pm, I would have to say Lionel is not the only one whose dances (or doing anything else) ’til daylight days are done.
Carrie Underwood Threw Luke Bryan A Side-Eye After He Made An Aaron Rodgers Joke At The Country Music Awards
In August, Carrie Underwood liked an anti-mask tweet, which, of course, made people think that she’s against mask mandates. And after NFL player Aaron Rodgers got shit left and right for lying about being vaccinated, Carrie’s husband, former NHL player Mike Fisher, wrote a lengthy defense of him. So when Luke Bryan made a joke at Aaron Rogers’ expense regarding vaccinations, Carrie Underwood was spotted giving some intense side-eye. Damn, the last time she gave someone cut eye this hard she dug her key into the side of their pretty, little suped-up four-wheel drive!
Open Post: Hosted By Paula Abdul Calling Simon Cowell “The STD”
Paula Abdul may not be able to name a single winner of the rebooted American Idol but that doesn’t mean she’s going to turn down a check from them! After country singer and judge, Luke Bryan, revealed yesterday that he had contracted COVID-19, it was announced that Paula would fill in for him when the show started the first live shows. She sure filled that space; using her return to the Idol stage to call former original judge Simon Cowell “the STD.”
The 2020 CMT Music Awards Brought Out The Cowboys And Glitter
The 2020 CMT Music Awards were held last night and while it was mostly socially-distanced with stars appearing via video from all over the world, that doesn’t mean we don’t get to critique their fashion choices. There was a distanced carpet, and there were performances, including Noah Cyrus keeping the definition of elegance alive by looking like a Fredrick’s of Hollywood Kacey Musgraves.
Katy Perry “Collapsed” Due To A Potential Gas Leak On “American Idol”
Do you smell that? No, seriously, you guys. Do you smell it? It’s a clip from the next episode of American Idol, where there’s a dramatique gas leak! But what you’re smelling isn’t gas, it’s the Oscar, Emmy, and Tony that Katy Perry deserves for giving the performance of the decade with her dramatic fall that’s making every past Oscar winner hand over their award to her like, “I’m not worthy of this.‘
But yes, American Idol’s still a thing, and the eighteenth season premiered last Sunday, with returning judges Katy Perry, Luke Bryan, Lionel Richie, and forever-host Ryan Seacrest. In a preview clip for this week’s episode, Katy complains about smelling gas, and no it wasn’t from Ryan cutting one.
The New “American Idol” Isn’t Going To Show Any Bad Auditions
News regarding the overpriced albatross (aka the revival of American Idol) has been all about how the payroll department at ABC apparently took a quaalude to sign off on paying Katy Perry $25 million when Lionel Richie got far less, but now producers are here to say the new show is going to be about the talent and finally creating a STAH. So that means taking away the only reason people were watching Idol. Continue reading