Category: Sandra Bullock

Jennifer Aniston Spread For An Interview Magazine Spread

February 11, 2020 / Posted by:

Jennifer Anitson was interviewed by Sandra Bullock for the cover story of Interview Magazine, the bulk of which is just these two 90s queens blowing smoke up each others asses and reminiscing about the good old days (like how they both used to fuck Tate Donovan). The reason we’re here is to answer the question; why did Interview style and pose Jen to look like Woody from Toy Story? What in the H2T, broken down baby doll hell is going on here? Jen better be one of the first girls to find her way to Modelland once/if it opens to get some insider tips. Because, to the best of my knowledge, Jennifer has never been in a Disney/Pixar movie so this marginally animated toy look complete with Dreamworks smirk is confusing as hell.

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Sandra Bullock And Ellen DeGeneres Are Suing For The Unauthorized Use Of Their Likenesses To Shill Face Creams Online

November 7, 2019 / Posted by:

It seems that Sandra Bullock and fellow super famous rich person, Ellen DeGeneres, are coming for a group of people who keep using their likeness to endorse their products without permission. You think Ellen DeGeneres and Sandra Bullock use $5 eye cream? Well, no, but they’d gladly get paid to say they use $5 cream, something these companies aren’t doing and people are falling for it. So Sandy and Ellen are suing.

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Netflix Had To Tell People Not To Blindfold Themselves For The #BirdBoxChallenge

January 3, 2019 / Posted by:

Sandra Bullock is responsible for a lot. She saved the Miss USA pageant, plummeted to Earth from a satellite, did not crash a speeding bus full of people and stole a bunch of fancy shit from the MET Gala. For some reason no one was ever inspired to go out and do those things. But this time around, Sandra’s performance in Bird Box–where she yells at unnamed children and never opens her eyes–has really touched something in the people of the world, and they are out here doing the same.

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Netflix Says That “Bird Box” Is A Huge Win For Them

December 29, 2018 / Posted by:

Note: This post contains spoilers for Bird Box.

In that odd, grayish limbo which is the downtime between Christmas and New Year’s, you’ve probably been bored and entertained yourself by thinking that you really should have told Uncle Frank to stuff his MAGA hat up his stupid ass at Christmas dinner. You also probably watched Netflix original movie Bird Box aka A Quiet Place But With Eyes. And even if you didn’t, a whole shitload of people did. According to CNN, Netflix is reporting that more than 45 million Netflix accounts have viewed it so far. The streaming service is also claiming that the movie had the best first 7 days ever for a Netflix film. (This might also make it the most-watched original movie in Netflix’s history.) But hold please, cause there’s a catch.

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Open Post: Hosted By The Main “Ocean’s 8” Trailer

April 12, 2018 / Posted by:

If you think the world needs more Rihanna movies, you need your head checked. But you’re also in for a not-that-bad trailer for Ocean’s 8. The trailer gives further details on how the lady Oceans will be robbing RiRi’s favorite spot to rule: the Met Gala!

As you know from the first trailer, Sandra Bullock is supposed to be Debbie Ocean, the sister to George Clooney’s Danny Ocean from the original trio of films. While we don’t see George, we do see that Anne Hathaway is supposed to be some high-falutin’ actress who goes to the Met to hobnob and wear diamonds that the Debbie-led gals try to snatch. Since they’re all later seen on the subway together, I think it might be safe to assume Anne is in on the heist…or they just took a break from larceny to show her Times Square. The new trailer reveals each member of the heist is promised $16.5 million if they take part in the jewelry theft at Gwyneth Paltrow’s favorite night of the year.

Cate Blanchett is on hand to show more of that mop wig and Party City leopard print coat. Rihanna is supposed to be the tech wiz of the whole operation, and Helena Bonham Carter should get at least $20 million for wearing a busted Marie Antoinette wig to a fictional version of Anna Wintour’s Death Star of a night in May.

Speaking of Anna Wintour, I really hope there’s a plot twist and it’s revealed that she’s the ringleader of the whole thing. I smell a sequel!

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