Pink Brought Her Daughter Out To Perform And Do Circus Tricks During Her Billboard Music Awards Performance
During last night’s 2021 Billboard Music Awards, Pink received The Icon Award. And so clearly she had to hit the stage and stunt hard; this time bringing along her 9-year-old daughter, Willow, for an air-bending acrobatic performance of their song Cover Me in Sunshine. Normally hanging your kid upside from the ceiling is bad parenting, but this time it’s very cool!
The 2021 Billboard Music Awards were last night and since things are “getting back to normal” (whatever that means), it was a maskless affair. But honestly, I wish Machine Gun Kelly was forced to wear a mask because then we wouldn’t see his black-stained tongue, which made him look like he tossed the salad of The Tar Monster from Scooby-Doo.
I know, some hard-hitting journalism coming at you this Monday. And I’m not being sarcastic since the shit stuck in Nick Jonas’ teeth during his performance with The Jonas Brothers was big BREAKING NEWS. Hey, they have a new song out and need to cash in on this return to the spotlight as much as possible. That hundred-year wedding won’t pay for itself.
Remember that time not too long ago when Priyanka Chopra-Jonas and Nick Jonas went on an international tour and called that shit a wedding? Well, Nick has admitted that Priyanka was doing too much and he wasn’t into any of it, especially once all of those wedding-related purchases began chipping away at his bank account like wage garnishment on pay day.
This is how I can tell I’m an old fart now because I remember years ago when The Jonas Brothers performed with Stevie Wonder at the Grammys and I said to myself, “Who the hell are these kids trying to sing with Stevie??!” I was appalled, having no clue who they were. Now, I’m so old that they’ve had the opportunity to go away and come back to announce a reunion tour, and though I’m sure their fans are creaming their jeans with anticipation at this news, I’m still that same oldhead trying to figure out if I know any of their songs.