SO. There’s an Internet rumor going around that Aaron Taylor-Johnson had an affair with his Bullet Train co-star, Joey King. Neither party is single: 23-year-old Joey is engaged to 30-year-old producer/director Steven Piet, and as we all know, 32-year-old Aaron has been with his wife, 55-year-old director Sam Taylor-Johnson, for 13 years. Now, when a celebrity cheating rumor breaks, people tend to take the side of the cheated-on (see: John Mulaney and Anna Marie Tendler). But Sam has long been criticized as a “groomer” because she pursued Aaron when she directed him in the 2009 film Nowhere Boy (POWER IMBALANCE). He was 18, and she was 42 (AGE GAP). Sam offered Aaron the role in the movie following a private audition at her house (WEIRD). The couple announced their engagement in October 2009, and Sam gave birth to their first daughter the following summer (FAST). This is all to say: Twitter hates Sam, and they’re pretty much throwing a party over these totally unfounded Joey-Aaron rumors.
Don’t blame the unprecedented hell-on-earth temperatures blowing out thermometers (and backs) all across Europe on climate change. Brad Pitt wore a skirt to the Berlin screening of Bullet Train. Not convinced? How about I lay some cold, hard science facts on your ass. Brad’s skirt had a raw, asymmetrical hem which highlighted his raw, asymmetrical knees causing a high-pressure weather event in coochies across the continent. Pretty hard to argue with that, I should say. Still think it’s because you were lazy and couldn’t be bothered to wash out your yogurt container so you threw it in the garbage and then hopped in your private jet to make a Target run? My good people, he was also wearing a tiger tooth necklace and combat boots. Berlin is in ashes.
We were given the teaser of the full trailer for Brad Pitt‘s new action movie, Bullet Train, last week, and now the full trailer has come out. I don’t know if teasing the people that this trailer was coming helped boost its interactions or exposure but I don’t do marketing for Sony Pictures, do I? So come and watch an explosive trailer of a dude fighting people on a high-speed train in Japan.
I guess that’s one way to kill the speculation that you’ve got one foot in the doorway of a divorce lawyer’s office. 54-year-old Sam Taylor-Johnson decided to prove her undying love for her 30-year-old husband of nine years, Aaron Taylor-Johnson, by getting his name tattooed on her collarbone.
The Internet Thinks Sam And Aaron Taylor-Johnson Are Splitting Up, Because They’re Selling Their House
Normally when someone throws one of those swingy For Sale signs on their lawn, there’s not much subtext to read into it, because it usually means a person just wants to sell their darn house. But when a celebrity couple suddenly lists their mansion for sale, people will start wondering why. Well, Sam and Aaron Taylor-Johnson have recently listed their big fancy Hollywood Hills home, and some people on the internet are convinced it’s a sign that they’ll be splitting up after nine years of marriage.
A biopic about the late Elvis Presley is currently in the works, courtesy of Baz Luhrmann and Warner Bros., because there haven’t been nearly enough movies and TV shows about Elvis. Deadline and The Hollywood Reporter say that Baz and Warner Bros. are currently testing several actors for the part of Elvis, and they have a list of the five actors who could potentially shake their hips and mumble “Thunkyuh vurry mush” over the deafening sound of teen girl screams.